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Feed the dog half of what it usually gets, then, the day before they get back, let it have all the greasy, fatty pork chops it can eat, and lock it in the bedroom.
Feed it beans the night before they get back. Not enough to make the dog sick (it's not the dogs fault), just enough to 'freshen' the air for them.
If you're so smart, figure out a way to pay your own tuition... Can you blame your dad for wanting to be able to have fun with his money instead of letting you leach it?
You think the dog doesn't need to eat just because your dad isn't around? Don't be so ignorant. There's a huge difference between years of school fees and one vacation. Be happy he paid for any of your school in the first place because it's his money, he's more than allowed to spend it on himself. Suck it up and pay for you own education.
Why take it out on the dog? You, sir, are sick. And I have no idea why the OP just threw in the last part about the dog, there. Doesn't seem to have to do anything with the FML, it's just feeding a pet!
scholarship?? ur an A student nd mostly college and University have fees :) so idk?
that sucks ha
Your father can spend his money on whatever he wants, and he didn't chose you. Get over it, get student loans like everyone else, and oh yeah, grow a pair.
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Run away and take the dog. Play guitar in the streets for cash, and make sure the dog is lying next to you with a sad face. Make it look like hes eating some garbage and people will surely give you money. Works for me.
Keep up the good work, champ!