Miscellaneous: Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless...

By katrina2d - 27/01/2015 05:43 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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All you can eat buffet of shit

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML

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By Biological - 11/02/2010 12:22 - United States

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2023 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my 4 year-old daughter thought it was funny that the chicken on her plate and chickens on farms are called the same name. I had my mouth full so I couldn’t stop my rotten eldest son from saying, “That’s because chicken is dead chickens.” Cue her crying while my son cackled like a sociopath. FML

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By parentalnightmare - 16/04/2016 04:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I was diagnosed with a chronic pain condition. My parents seemed very sympathetic and my mother even cried. When we got home, though, they started laughing and asked if I really believed all the shit the doctor was talking about. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2020 18:00

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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By Dmessmer1 - 05/06/2016 08:37 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I gave my dad $40 and asked him if he can get me lunch on his way back home. Long story short he came back empty handed telling me it was my fault for trusting him with McNuggets. FML

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By adopteddd - 28/06/2011 14:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my Dad sat me down and told me that I was adopted. I was unbelievably shocked by this revelation and asked him why he'd never told me this before. His response was, "I didn't know!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2014 22:35 - Australia

Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML

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Health risk

By SoupCanoe - 29/08/2011 08:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because, "It's chicken, not salmon." FML

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zAstonish 20

Tuesday 27 January 2015 15:28

I don't know about the chickens, but you may have been raised brainless.

classicsparkles 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 15:30

Because it makes sense for an animal to not have bones.

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Livin_Like_Larry 29

Tuesday 27 January 2015 19:04

Lol, I can just imagine a blob of a chicken just lying around because it has no bones and can't move

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 27 January 2015 19:56

gullible people deserve all that they get.

Sandman366 6

Wednesday 28 January 2015 23:03

And what would that be? A joke at their expense? It's not like a random letter you've never heard of that needs all of your money for you to get the payout, it's a "Boneless chicken are actual chickens without bones to start with, duh."

Eloxia 7

Tuesday 27 January 2015 20:05

Also, OP, chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Tuesday 27 January 2015 20:33

Don't feel bad, OP. Until that last sentence, I was reading this and thinking "wow, I never knew you could raise boneless chicken, that's amazing".

gabagabaheyu 10

Tuesday 27 January 2015 20:56

sad. the disassociation between some humans and food.

FutueMeamVitam 24

Tuesday 27 January 2015 21:30

Don't forget to ask about the ranch where they raise the boneless chickens.

marcmaralou 15

Tuesday 27 January 2015 21:36

it's ok. when I was younger my dad convinced me that the only reason I was allergic to peanuts was because I got a jar of peanut butter stuck on my head and almost suffocated.