Miscellaneous: Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of...

By ether10 - 04/06/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2011 17:43 - United States

Today, I helped my parents move out of their old house. While I was guiding my dad down the stairs with the couch, my mom asked me to pick up the tape on the step below me. I bent over and grunted. My dad thought I said "Go" and kept moving. He knocked me down two flights of steps. FML

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By flowerfail - 16/06/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I stepped outside to wait for a cute guy to arrive after arduously preparing for our first date. Just as he rounded the corner, I tripped over the last stair and landed headfirst into my mom's fresh pot of snapdragons. My mom uses compost and manure for her plants. FML

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Move!

By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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By Weldingtags - 28/10/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML

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Falling down

By Ouch - 26/06/2021 11:01 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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By Ouch - 10/10/2019 02:00 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot then landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2022 02:00 - Germany - Norden

Today, after cleaning my mom’s bathroom, I wiped the molding strip along the wall so it was even. A quite precariously-hung potted plant thought that reason enough to fall right on top of me, spreading dirt over the entire room as well as my hair, my sweater, and the inside of my bra. FML

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By TheSublime - 21/10/2009 13:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a friend redecorate. She had put up some shelving, that we presumed was stable. It broke, and all the expensive vases and collectables fell to the floor. On instinct, I leapt forward to catch the closest thing. It was not the expensive vase. It was a cactus. FML

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Slasher

By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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By Ouchhh - 25/05/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML

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Thursday 4 June 2009 16:09

That's how you do it balls out

Peroxide 3

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:14

I did this once except it actually was heavy and the exertion made the ass of my pants explode

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entrepinoy 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:58

mmmmmm tasty

bencaterpillar 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:04

Excellent, made me laugh picturing it in my mind =). 10, you probably tried to submit FML's like people dying, which are not only pointless but defeat the whole point of this website. It's about making people laugh, not cry.

sweetfifteen 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:06

Lol You're pathetic

Dutchie2010 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:08

yummmy

opinionated 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:08

Obviously fake, or you have absolutely no body control, either way it's dumb

shannon.elizabeth 13

Wednesday 7 November 2018 15:45

I've definetely done this but on a smaller degree, like picking up something heavy on the table and you lift it a little too high and shos everyone that youre a moron

Capn 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:12

Learn to lift. No jolting when lifting; that's asking for a week on the couch in excruciating pain

ibemad_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:17

Ow. I do that sometimes.

jncwmnd 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:21

lol, usually I actually try to lift something before just assuming it's heavy

shinelikeastar 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:23

Hahaha, that's hilarious. I lol'd.

studentwoes 2

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:25

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Dumbass. You didn't think to test it before you heaved with all your might? Also, dumb idea to begin with. Don't you know that's how you injure yourself?