Miscellaneous: Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes...

By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By pantsareathing - 13/06/2015 17:10 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By Good morning to you all - 20/06/2018 20:30

Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By Username - 23/12/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

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By mbesameh - 11/06/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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By my poor eyes - 15/02/2021 16:01 - United States - Danville

Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML

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By disturbedtosaytheleast - 27/01/2012 11:19 - Canada

Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML

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DanniMal87 3

Friday 6 January 2012 16:03

Well are you paying rent or bills??? No? Then let the damn man free ball in peace! Go Dad!!!

bellakaykid 6

Friday 6 January 2012 16:02

Many people feel that way, I'm assuming. I know I- never mind.

Comments

samanthajonesdru 1

Friday 6 January 2012 17:00

I do agree that it is fine once the child hits a certain age, and this could be him trying to get you out. Unfortunately I had a step dad that decided it was ok to do this since I was 5. That is not okay, since a certain something is right at eye level. Needless to say he was a pervert in other ways, and I left when I was 16. OP get your own place and you can hang naked too.

desireev 17

Friday 6 January 2012 17:01

My dad used to tell me "This is MY f*****g empire! I can let things swing if I want! YOU get a job and support the family and pay ALL the bills, then YOU can feel the breeze! Until then, move out of the way! The Pats are playing.."