Miscellaneous: Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes...

By Anna - 06/01/2012 11:25 - United States

Today, my dad decided that he shouldn't have to wear clothes in the privacy of his own home. FML

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By pantsareathing - 13/06/2015 17:10 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By Good morning to you all - 20/06/2018 20:30

Today, since my dad decided he's tired of not being completely comfortable in his own home, he now wears only a knee-length robe without underwear so he can "really enjoy the breeze". I've seen more balls in a few days than a pro baseball player does his entire career. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By Username - 23/12/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was in a store with my dad. He completely lost his temper and began yelling at the store owners. For some reason, he then removed his shirt in protest. FML

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You deserved it 3 024

By mbesameh - 11/06/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad makes me wear dresses and skirts not because I look pretty in them, but because he was sick and tired of people asking him if I was a boy or a girl. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By hannahg - 24/03/2014 00:44 - United States - Romulus

Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML

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By my poor eyes - 15/02/2021 16:01 - United States - Danville

Today, I found out the hard way that my 74-year-old dad sometimes wakes up early and washes dishes. Sounds great, except sometimes he likes to do so with nothing on from the waist down. FML

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You deserved it 93

By disturbedtosaytheleast - 27/01/2012 11:19 - Canada

Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML

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DanniMal87 3

Friday 6 January 2012 16:03

Well are you paying rent or bills??? No? Then let the damn man free ball in peace! Go Dad!!!

bellakaykid 6

Friday 6 January 2012 16:02

Many people feel that way, I'm assuming. I know I- never mind.

Comments

VampObsessed 16

Saturday 7 January 2012 1:55

My dad has been doing that for my whole 21 years and prolly more. Totally normal.

colorblindguy 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 3:42

It dads a smart man

legresley85 1

Saturday 7 January 2012 5:12

Maybe he is hinting its time for you to move out!

brick_man33 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 5:37

sounds like a TOGA party!

ecascio2010 9

Saturday 7 January 2012 5:49

Well he's right. He can do whatever he wants in the privacy of his own home. Go to another room or go somewhere if you don't like what he does. Stop complaining about it.

bizarre_ftw 21

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:12

decide the same thing, call it a form of chicken! who will back out first?

flex_dexter 4

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:42

like a BOSS

iloveshim 14

Saturday 7 January 2012 10:23

Well, duh! Doesn't everyone's fat, protruding father do that these days

UNI_cornZ 6

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:32

If my dad did that I would have to cut my hands off and put knives in my eyes. Well I would have to put the knives in my eyes first. Then I would have to get my naked dad to help with my right hand because my left hand would be gone. Or I should just move out.