By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
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Razi_tail 25

It sounds like your dad is a real gem to be around. Sorry you have to deal with such critics when he isn't much better. :/

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kelseysking 26

Now that's a hypocrite if I have ever seen one cigarettes do worse damage.

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JCRouzer29 27

I do not view cigarettes and weed as that close. YDI

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HunterMark 14

YDI but definitely for the wrong reason. Weed is way safer and non habit forming than cigarette. But as a parent, his dad is allowed to make OP a better person than himself.

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DASboot1983 6

YDI, YDI YDI.......if you still living with your parents, quit your bitching. move the **** out if you are "grown", then you could do whatever you want to do sonny....******* kids now a days, ****.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

What he did is legal. What you did isn't. BIG difference. YDI

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SneezyBear 27

Legal and potentially life-threatening vs. illegal and (with more and more studies) ...not very detrimental to your health. Pick your poison!

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Nyx7 24

From the sounds of it, you shouldn't be smoking anything yet but telling you you're a waste of air was just rude and inappropriate

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snow_white99 7

Maybe he judged you based on your spelling and not your smoking. *hypocrite

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Shad0wjack 6

Suck it up, candy ass. Move out of your parent's house, and you can do whatever you want. I'm so sick of reading about everyone's hypocritical parents, when all you have to do is get off your fat ass and move out. If you're old enough to whine, you're old enough to move out, get a job, and live your life any way you choose. If you want to live off your parent's dime... Live by their frikkin rules, no matter how "unfair" they seem to you.

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tazmanmike2013 17

Great comment! Anytime someone starts off with, "Suck it up candy ass", you know it's gonna be good. I've said that exact same line several times myself.

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pete9913 23

Any FML that says "I was high, I was drunk, when I was high, I was plastered," is an automatic YDI.

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HunterMark 14

Your dad just wants you not to repeat his mistakes and be a better person. If you ever stopped being a whiny sourpuss, and looked for the reasons for his actions, you would understand. To put yourself in parents shoes is hard, but sometimes that's what you have to do to appreciate them.

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HunterMark 14

Also seems like you don't know how to spell, so no he is not a 'hypercrtie' dad. Every word he said will be true in near future, not because of weed, but because of your attitude.

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