By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 20:07 - Canada

Today, my dad hurt his back. He went to a physical therapist who gave him some exercises to do. I have to watch him lie on his back and air hump while groaning every hour on the hour for the next two weeks. FML
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WiseGuy79 14

You don't have to watch anything u nut just leave the damn room

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Lackadaisy_Baby 0

How is this an FML? Your dad's the one whose injured, in pain, and having to do the exercises (which he probably thinks are just as embarrassing as you do). Did it ever occur to you that the reason you need to be in the room with him is in case something goes wrong and he hurts himself worse? Back injuries, even minor ones, are not to be taken lightly. You don't have to literally watch his every move - read a friggin' book or something. "Oh my god! I have to watch my hurt father 'hump' the air for a few minutes every hour so he can regain his full mobility! My life SUUUUCKS." Grow up.

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steelerschika 1

well arent u a sympathetic one

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AudaciouslyInsan 0

OP, your dad is just trying to get some relief on his injured back. Sure it's awkward as heck but it's not like he's intentionally doing it to make you suffer. Besides, he's suffering way worse than you are. I gotta say, you kinda deserve it for acting like the world is about you. The injured deserve the sympathy, not you. =

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MetalFish 0

Video it and use it as blackmail. Also, put it up on youtube and make a remix version with some of the following themes: Dubstep Metal Lady Gaga Remix Hip-hop and anything else you can think of. We could make "Air-humping Dad" into an internet meme, people!

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like_its_ya_bday 0

lol ew she shoul have tho

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starile 19

This has so much potential. Too bad the idea stops here.

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MetalFish 0

I know D: It would be awesome if OP did it though xD

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lovedoll_fml 0

ahaha thats funny

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell your mom to lay underneath him. No need in wasting an air hump.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

lol, Op's mom would need parts that females don't come equipped with for that to work because his butt would be what was facing her. He would also need to be in to that kind of thing.

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RedPillSucks 31

LOL, didn't know he would be doing it face up. Didn't have that picture, when I read humping, I think of a downward motion. "Today, I learned something 'educational' on FML, now I feel like a dumbass, FML"

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Intoxicunt 5

"I have to watch him lie on his back..." Yup, face up it is!

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jay4who7 0

hahaha lmao that's epic

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mintcar 9

Why do you have to "watch" him? This disturbs me.

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xxxbooxxx 16

lol I'm in physical therapy for the same thing lol but I don't do any "air humping" lol and fyl. listen to music in another room possibly??

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I actually know exactly what exercise the OP is talking about because I had to do it for both my back and to stretch out muscles in my side. It is an incredibly awkward looking exercise to do but it does help after a while.

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chokeabitch 0

ok so you're lying, because that's a basic exercise for back therapy.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

You don't have to watch him do the exercises you could easily move to another room or any number of other things. If you choose to sit and watch and listen to him groan then that is very much your own choice. He is just doing what he needs to do to make his back better.

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