By Samantha - 13/03/2012 17:59 - Canada

Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 995
You deserved it 2 924

Same thing different taste

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That bites. But, hey, have fun on the dive!

As long as you're not on your period you should be fine!

Comments

FMLsOhilarious 6

I'm a commercial diver. Don't worry,you will have fun.

FMLsOhilarious 6
perdix 29

Did he ask you to wear his lucky chum belt on you dive? Does your shampoo suddenly smell like tuna blood?

FMLsOhilarious 6

Tuna blood smelling shampoo? That's disgusting.

FMLsOhilarious 6

Wow, you people are really thumbing me down for saying that tuna blood shampoo is nasty? What do you expect me to say, that it smells nice? Well you're all out of your freaking minds if you think that. It's DISGUSTING. Point. Blank. Period.

perdix 29

Not exactly. I was suggesting that the dad put some tuna blood in the OP's shampoo. I agree it's disgusting, but when you want to attract sharks. . .

desireev 17

65- Why do you always have to be such a ******** jackass?! And why are you getting so butt-hurt over thumbs down? Everybody gets them! You getting mad and freaking out on everyone for thumbing you down isn't going to make them give you thumbs up! You never say anything nice, positive, or even funny! You're so serious all the damn time! And, for complaining about the thumbs down, you seem a little immature! Grow up & shut up! And quit being such an asshole. Maybe you'll get more thumbs up! Have a great day! :)

FMLsOhilarious 6

#72 Why do I have to be a "******** jackass"? Oh, I don't know. Maybe because I say what I feel and don't sensor it whatsoever. If people have a problem or get offended, I don't care. LMAO, I'm not butt-hurt by getting thumbed down. I just thought it was ridiculous to be thumbed down for saying tuna blood smelling shampoo was gross, but if people are into that shit, fine. Who cares if I don't say anything nice? Have you ever thought that maybe I wasn't a nice person? And for the last time, I wasn't complaining. Why do YOU always have to reply to one of my comments? I did nothing to you. We're all just expressing our opinions on here, so don't come down on me for expressing mine just because I have nothing positive or nice to say. And yes, I'm a total asshole. Get over it.

Hey, at least he didn't make you watch Sanctum!

firefighterjohn 9
TheEpicMilkMan 13

bro carry a harpoon just in case D:

At least he didn't choose Open Water.

chenry1 4

That movie was dumb as hell. OP is lucky dad didn't pick that movie.

eviannastorm 4

Amen to that! And seriously, they actually made a 2nd one.... I mean hell, in the first one they were human bobbers throughout the majority of the movie... They both die, the end.... Honestly no need to make a 2nd one.....

jujubunni5 9