By Samantha - 13/03/2012 17:59 - Canada

Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML
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DaniPandi 22

That bites. But, hey, have fun on the dive!

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IdontWanna69 8

As long as you're not on your period you should be fine!

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Strafeh 9

Get back at him in three easy steps: 1) Get shark 2) Get Parent 3) Tell Him The shark is scary. BAM

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KiddNYC1O 20

What, what? In the butt.

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FMLshark 12

I think this was an attempt at humor, guys. But that's just a guess. I'm not entirely sure.

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atomicbaboon 0

and this is a prime example of survival of the fittest. jokes which are funny get thumbed up. bad jokes, such as this one, get thumbed down and minimized for the rest of eternity

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Llama_Face89 33

144- what does that have to do with any of the previous comments?

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Just bring a long stick when you go diving and poke the sharks in the eyes and they will go away ;)

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s0m3guy2010 21

Fortunately for you, sharks only attack when they hear the Jaws soundtrack. Sting rays on the other hand...

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bizarre_ftw 21

That's only when they hear an Australian accent

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hippyhater3000 4

they only attack annoying Austrslians.

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Lintu777 9

Just make sure you don't eat a snickers peanut butter squared. It should keep the hungry shark's appetite at bay.

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Nbrandwine 7

Don't worry, he's just tryin to scare ya! I hope you have a good trip.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

So what's your point? Are you really going to let some stupid movie based on a fake plot scare you?

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immaMonsta 8

#22 Are you really that dense? OP is saying that they're a little nervous because of the movies.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

No shit Sherlock. Thanks for explaining it to me. I don't know how I would've understood without your help.

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bananaburger 0

Calm yourself there

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The_Hitdude 12

FMLsOhilarious-If you "got it" the first time, why ask such a ******* idiotic question? And there's no need to be a sarcastic prick.

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HolyPotato 9

Enjoy being slaughtered tomorrow! -Kidding. Have fun!

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fsamslife92 8

Your dad has an excellent sense of humor.

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