Miscellaneous: Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa,...

By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 08:12 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

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By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

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By omgjessp - 19/07/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, my cat came through my window, holding a dead rat in her mouth and dropped it in my pile of clothes. I then asked my dad if he could get the dead rat out of my room. After looking for an hour, he couldn't find it. Guess the rat wasn't dead after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML

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By upset - 25/10/2016 00:08

Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my parents discussing how to kill our cat, and how to make it look like an accident. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 20:48 - United States

Today, my pet rat had babies. We've only ever owned one rat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML

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Aedus 6

Friday 3 February 2012 16:01

Your dad is a bit of an asshole, isn't he?

So2011 4

Friday 3 February 2012 16:04

Those rats were obviously pets because of their harnesses. I have never seen a sewer rat or any other kind wearing a harness. Very rude of your dad.

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pabstblueribbon 0

Tuesday 11 September 2012 8:28

what a jackass, sounds like something my dad would do, you can give him step by step instructions and still **** up shit...I don't get it..

stenny12 1

Saturday 13 October 2012 17:04

Why would you walk a rat in the first place...

TurkeySlab 9

Friday 22 February 2013 4:13

You walk your rats?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WTF O_o

montyj 4

Wednesday 27 February 2013 8:34

But... rats are vermin... No really, they are responsible for the destruction of crops, and carrying of hundreds of diseases

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 26 November 2014 16:09

Except pet rats are a COMPLETELY different species. :)

heartsoflions 16

Sunday 11 May 2014 14:14

this makes me sad. rats are so lovely.

thatsavagecat 12

Tuesday 27 January 2015 7:46

I'm sorry but rats are not pets?

mattzawesome 28

Friday 3 April 2015 21:46

Not being an asshole here, but do people actually have rats as pets?

shelly1927 20

Wednesday 3 June 2015 3:21

one time a rat peed on my shoulder

hberri331 18

Sunday 14 June 2015 5:47

Omg I'm so so sorry

One_In_Three 24

Tuesday 23 August 2016 20:16

Time to get those giant pouched rats.

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