By Alexis - 26/08/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML
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Fx13mz 7

So go ahead and do it already. He said it's okay.

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allinicolesmh 0

*Dad watching lfl* "That's my girl, I raised her good!"

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tappm98 22

ok this a bit creepy but atleast this means your probably hot(:

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Zaffro 8

Seen as the concept of banter doesn't feature in America he's just proud of your body, curves and er other features...

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perdix 29

And did they discuss what position they'd like to see you in? I'll bet some would like you to be a wide receiver, while others think of you as a tight end.

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ikickgingers 15

Oh sweet lord. I just threw up in my mouth.

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immortal628 20

That's unbelievable...... There's a lingerie football league?! Thats great!

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perdix 29

Kids, today!!!! They are so spoiled and soft! I can't get my kid to take out the garbage, let alone play football! When I was a kid, after school I'd go mine coal or clean the city's septic system. And when my mom's drunk friends wanted me and some neighbor boys to oil up and play gladiator games, we didn't like it, but we damn sure did it! Harumph!

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perdix 29

I'm actually a wonderful father and my daughter is turning out to be a fine young lady. Keep in mind that perdix is just the character I play on FML, and is not the real me.

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HappyPickles 11

There's Lingerie Football?!? ... Awesome!! Although, I don't see much difference between what they wear and what the cheerleaders in the regular league wear. ... Would you all be saying it's creepy if her father gave her permission to be a cheerleader??

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HumanWiki 8

I know a girl that has said the same.... Maybe you are her..

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meintx 9

Time to lock your bedroom door and wear a burka at home. Lol. Drunk ppl say the darnedest things. Lol

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