Miscellaneous: Today, my dad might be dead. I'm basing this solely on the fact...

By Anonymous - 29/06/2016 14:42 - United States - Pardeeville

Today, my dad might be dead. I'm basing this solely on the fact that he hasn't called recently to verbally abuse me as he often does. He constantly beat me as a child, yet now I'm kind of worried for the piece of shit. FML

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By Why are you still my father anyway? - 03/11/2021 06:00 - Mexico - Chalco

Today, whenever I call my father on the phone he never answers, but if I ever ignore his calls he wishes me dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 00:00 - United States - Camden Wyoming

Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 07:26 - United States - Blair

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 13:47 - United States - Kenosha

Today, my deadbeat dad threatened to press charges against me for harassment if I ever contact him again. I've contacted him twice in the last two years, once to tell him he was going to be a grandfather, and once to send him a birthday card from my son. FML

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By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

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By kay-z - 21/06/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML

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By Sadrainindeed - 09/12/2023 18:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had a really shitty fight with my dad. We were standing in front of each other, screaming and yelling. Everything gets so complicated and annoying when it comes to him, and I vividly have some deep daddy issues which affect my everyday life. FML

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By thanks - 02/05/2014 18:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 21st birthday. I got a call from my deadbeat dad, who I thought had finally mellowed and had something nice to say. Nope; he just told me I'm 21 years a disappointment, then hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2020 05:56 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, it was my dad's 60th. I was planning on calling him early, but due to a client (I'm a social worker) ending up in hospital because her husband beat her up, I couldn't call him until 2:30. My mum phoned me in tears, yelling that I was a bad daughter and obviously didn't care about my dad. FML

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Thursday 30 June 2016 0:46

It sucks having a good heart. We even worry about the assholes. FYL OP =/

Welshite 39

Thursday 30 June 2016 0:46

So pick up the phone and call if you are that worried about him... It may not change his behavior, but it might settle your fears.

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desbuhbear 22

Thursday 30 June 2016 4:29

My mom was the same. I feel you, OP!

Joseph24689 14

Thursday 30 June 2016 4:37

Sorry to hear this OP, we are here for help and guidance of its needed. Good luck, and **** him.

greatkate2020 14

Thursday 30 June 2016 4:43

Why in the world would you let someone continue to verbally abuse you?

L3G3ND4RYB4D4SS 6

Thursday 30 June 2016 4:50

This is ironic because i have the same situation

hoosierholla 17

Thursday 30 June 2016 7:31

That's not ironic, that's a coincidence.

M3DO 24

Thursday 30 June 2016 4:53

I wish my dad was dead

Linesse 2

Thursday 30 June 2016 5:03

hit the "you deserved it" button cause you deserve to have such a toxic person out of your life

Soulless_95 20

Thursday 30 June 2016 5:58

Call the cops, tell them you haven't heard from your dad in a few days and your worried, and could they send someone to check on him? That way you don't have to talk to him and you get the peace of mind.

zr11990 8

Thursday 30 June 2016 5:59

Anyone who does this to a child is garbage. Don't worry about him. I'm sorry you had to endure this.

KingSquisher 13

Thursday 30 June 2016 7:08

Usually, people treated that way throughout their life act that way themselves, but obviously not you. I suggest go see him before he goes, and tell him what a douche he is. Bring a bodyguard just in case.