Miscommunication

By kay-z - 21/06/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML
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Jared900DUmpling 30

Make it clear to your dad why you hated his guts

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syki 22

My knee-jerk advice would be to prove that you're telling the truth via a drug test, but that would basically turn your home into a police state. I'm sorry, OP. Stick to your story. The truth will out. =/

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Make it clear to your dad why you hated his guts

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gjikvtj 18

Don't believe that worked

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urdirtyolduncle 15

It's funny how you're still tormented by your bully even after his death. Bull level: afterlife

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fortune789 17

OP might also want to prove his innocence with a drug test?

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syki 22

My knee-jerk advice would be to prove that you're telling the truth via a drug test, but that would basically turn your home into a police state. I'm sorry, OP. Stick to your story. The truth will out. =/

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pizzzah 9

Yea...even in death the bully still makes OP suffer

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GuiLD15 7

actually thayd be perfect. itd be worth it to teach your dad.

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syki 22

@30 And then next time he has to "prove" something to his dad? Then what? Not only does it set up a system of "guilty until proven innocent," it also erodes any implicit trust between parent and child. On a macro scale, it's basically safety vs. freedom. If he gives up his "rights" now, what will he have left in the future. tl;dr: Bro's going to have to pee in a cup every day he lives with his dad.

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joeyl2008 29

#43 I feel like you are extremely overreacting. Who cares if he has to "prove his innocence". That would be a lot better then being grounded for no reason.

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cyttex 13

Dude you need to straight up tell your dad he was a dick to you and you were never friends with him, and if that doesn't work I guess you're out of luck

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rad100567 8

It's a parent, they don't usually reason like that...

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1dvs_bstd 41

he thinks you came down with the bully version of stockholm syndrome.

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OysterPearls 33

Obviously he gave himself a concussion with a wooden plank prior to hearing about this. That would explain the stupidity/memory loss.

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natattack1999 4

Try getting a friend to vouch for you. Or get a drug test if it's that bad.

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Marlee141717 9

Thats horrible. I hope you can convince him to believe you.

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explosivepeach 13

Plot twist: OP killed the guy and covered it up with a "drug overdose"

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Mobius638 8

He sprinkled some crack on the dead body.

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PenguinBitch 43

Plot twist: OP IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

Yes. Ringing the doorbell disturbs the dogs.

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aleahlioness 15

Try to talk to your mom, if that's possible? Maybe she can help him see some sense. If you only live with your dad, well.. Good luck. FYl

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