By Saphira - 11/11/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
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IllegalLight 0

If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.

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Kylias 6

Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.

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zfchatroulette 24

No one does anything for my birthday... you're lucky someone cares enough to give you a party.

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Plastic_Stitchez 25

Dude it's one year difference no big deal seriously

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Qualdog12 12

Just wondering, why would you be on here if you are only thirteen?

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expectcriticism 13

Omg the difference of a year, whatever shall you do. Seriously that's one of the most pathetic things I've read. Be grateful she's even trying, you brat.

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AliceDMalice 11

I know it sucks that she didn't get it right, but at least she remembered. It is kinda an FML moment, but if there's cake, what's not to like?

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gear4 29

LOL we're the same age AND born on the same day :O

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cleio81 5

at least she threw you a birthday party at all. that was pretty nice of her given the circumstances.

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anniet292929 3

Even if it was a year off, she still tried. I'm a bit disappointed that the dad didn't correct her if he helped out, but at least you get a party. And by the way, I've seen 13yo who can type better than people 2x their age on here.

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jamie1272 8

That's only like a year and at least she threw you one

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CandyLand28 0

So I basically read most comments. First, Congrats on turning 13! I'm twelve right now turning 13 next year. Anyways, for my brothers 16th bday we did nothing. It's not that we forgot, it's that he didn't want anything. No presents or party or anything. That was in April. I know it sucks that your

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CandyLand28 0

Father forgot your birthday. But hey, my parents forgot I was going into 7th grade. Perks of being the middle child. What you really should have done was make everyone leave, tell them -parents- that you are 13 and plan make up party for next day. JK, make sure you have a calendar countdown.

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