Miscellaneous: Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation,...

By stinkerweeder - 05/02/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML

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By peter - 11/09/2009 04:33 - Indonesia

Today, it's my birthday. I'm a pastry chef by profession. Not only did my family buy a cake from my bakery, I had to make it myself and inscribe it with 'Happy Birthday Dad'. The worst part is, they asked money from me to pay for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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By Furnando - 06/01/2023 00:00

Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML

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Brown and sticky

By Jon - 14/03/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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By JaneDoe - 04/04/2013 02:51 - United States - Salisbury

Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By sadSarah - 01/05/2014 09:59 - United States - New York

Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 07:24 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person who remembered was my dad who got me a phone charger for my car, which I didn't even need because he got me the same exact thing last year. FML

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Where am I right now?

By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 13:00 - United States - Livermore

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my family. While they were singing Happy Birthday to me, my mother called me by my brother's name. When I blew out the candles a moment later, I joked, "I wish my mother could remember which son I am." Before we had even started eating the cake, she called me by my father's name. FML

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babyblue666 1

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:05

as soon as u can u need to leave there is no reason ur dad should be putting anyone before his own child

Raaaawr123 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:03

Your dad didn't know it was your birthday? wow great dad.

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chellexx 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:01

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derpherp 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:22

(´Д` ) Damn cakes, having post-it's and shit.

kappaaa 12

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:23

bit harsh you tossa

MyDogTastesBad 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:53

Douche bag.

Bobissmall 13

Sunday 6 February 2011 21:24

You've got to be joking. This is probably one of the most sincere FMLs on here. First you probably have all the upset of the divorce (death?) then the new step-mother, perhaps the step-mother moving in if you still live at home, and THEN this. Not to mention this FML shows OP probably has a terrible farther AND step-mother. So yeah, boo hoo.

alychick 5

Sunday 1 April 2012 5:19

Bit harsh u jerk. How would you like it if ur dad forgot your birthday and then got mad you reminded him??

THEsuperMANLYman 10

Wednesday 30 January 2013 20:02

Op, remind him that you will be choosing his retirement home ;)

Trav72 5

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:01

what a great dad. :D

breakofdawn1 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 15:40

exactly

coNsperAZI 4

Sunday 6 February 2011 16:48

slap the **** out him and be like hoe I'll kill u

Raaaawr123 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:03

Your dad didn't know it was your birthday? wow great dad.

MrsConcieded2k14 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:46

I would have flipped him off said **** you and then left happily

WishResign 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:13

**** that. eat all that bitch's cake, shit in his car, then go get wasted with friends... that's not an irrational reaction, right?

I_lost_the_game 25

Wednesday 11 April 2012 23:10

I would do that! ... Then get a backhand to the face

babyblue666 1

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:05

as soon as u can u need to leave there is no reason ur dad should be putting anyone before his own child

mad_hatter0666 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:39

I agree. This dad sounds like a real A-hole.

DanniNell 13

Sunday 6 February 2011 11:02

my dad used to always pic his gf over me all the time. she is(notice I didn't put was) a gold digging lazy ass bitch. she then left my dad for this guy, got married(and divorced) to him, and it turned out that the baby wasn't my dad's. can u say karma much??