By Saphira - 11/11/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
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IllegalLight 0

If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.

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Kylias 6

Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.

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antsinmypants199 0

Aww hunny, that sucks. I remember my 13th birthday, it was such a big deal to be a teenager. Hope everything worked out.

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brunettegurly 0

why are you on here?

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amaruq 0

**** you i turned 16 this year the only person I got a happy birthday from was my parents no one even ****** cared

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baden18830 5

boo ****** hoo. so a 12 year olds presents aren't good enough for a drama queen like you? I I ever catch my kids actin like that they wouldn't get shit for their next bday. this one gonna be a mondo bitch

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dolphingirl00 0

umm... she isn't being selfish at all her dads girlfriend and her own DAD forgot how old she was turning they are the jerks not her!

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brianjman14 22

This is just like the FML that when a girl's new step-sister thought her name was Gabby when really her name was Abby. OP, shut the **** up. At least the threw you a party. So what that they were off by ONE year. At least they didn't think you were eight or seven. Crybaby.

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AnneFTW 17

Aww I feel bad for her! She was obviously trying really hard to get you to like her, I'd say your Dad mightn't have been clear on your age. She put a lot of effort in so appreciate it and don't blame her.

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