Miscellaneous: Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all...

By Saphira - 11/11/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML

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By Furnando - 06/01/2023 00:00

Today, I called my dad asking him to wish me a happy birthday. Yay. FML

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By Username - 02/10/2019 14:00

Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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By stinkerweeder - 05/02/2011 20:30 - United States

Today, it was both my and my stepmother's birthday. In preparation, my dad bought a huge banner with my stepmother's name on it, and a lovely birthday cake. When I told him it was also my birthday, he just grunted and taped a post-it note to the banner with my name on it. Same with the cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2014 22:18 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML

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By clewie - 31/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML

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By hopeless - 08/04/2011 15:03

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML

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IllegalLight 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 12:06

If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.

Kylias 6

Wednesday 11 November 2009 12:17

Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.

Comments

wombat918 1

Thursday 12 July 2012 4:54

Oh please! Everytime my dad fills out a health form for me, he has to ask me how old I am!!! So quit complaining, there's more tragic things going on in people's lives!

DeW_DoGgY 1

Tuesday 17 July 2012 19:51

Wow, and that makes a difference how? So what if it says twelve

PhishloverA 14

Saturday 18 August 2012 1:31

'They'? Your dad doesn't even know his own kid's age? FYL. Look on the bright side, it's better than nothing. At least they didn't forget your birthday

1beee 3

Monday 20 August 2012 11:51

Be grateful that they at least they celebrated with you...

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Thursday 23 August 2012 10:15

Ok get over the fact that OP is 13 , it is an FML cuz WTF if you're throwing a party for someone know their age -_-

rocketpopper1030 11

Wednesday 29 August 2012 6:57

Happy birthday? (:

nickywink99 5

Saturday 15 September 2012 19:49

hey, at least you're a 13 year old with good grammar! be happy

pmacxx 5

Sunday 16 September 2012 15:47

At least she tried.

Scarshadow101 6

Wednesday 26 September 2012 23:11

I understand that you're a little peeved about daddy's new girlfriend. But that doesn't mean that you go and throw a hissy fit when your surprise party is off by ONE YEAR. Ungrateful.