By hiker - 29/03/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
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dum_dum1 0

you should have just caught a ride with some friends and had them drop you off down the road. work smarter not harder. dumbass!!

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zDylanz 6

If only every American would do this, mabey we could decrease our nation's obesity.

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IdontWanna69 8

Hey at least you got some exercise! And OP can't be a total fatass if they maintained a 4 MPH walking speed lol. But you know what I would be kind of mad if I didn't get the money after that too, but I guess you should have checked if he was being super serious.

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mikolyshka 0

btw gullible is written on the ceiling.

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Darkhatchling 0

$25 bucks an hour ant bad if youre stll in school. HighSchool that is!

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soccerscout7 6

it takes you two hours to hike 8 miles? wow.

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joa76 3

Yeah, it's impressive how OP walked 1 mph faster than the average person for an entire 2 hours, isn't it? (I already did the math on that. By all means, scroll up if you care.)

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MC18 0

Why would you want to do this anyways?? $50 isn't even enough to make me do this. but I dunno maybe you needed the excercise

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Angi95 3

Dude I would walk 10 miles for 50 bucks that's fifty bucks I didn't have before. If you have a job I can understand why you wouldn't I don't have a job so for me fifty is a lot.

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bbb89 0

get a bike a cycle 24 miles a day to get to and from work. takes me 1hr, it's a jolly nice ride and you loose them pounds from belly and save some pounds too (or dollars lol)

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FajitaFreak 3

You don't bike 24 miles in an hour, unless you have an epic bike, no wind resistance, live in a perfectly warm climate and have a bicycle path the entire way without having to stop once. EVEN then, I doubt it. If you mean 24 miles both ways, yeah that's possible.

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CRrawsum 7

Excuse you but it says TO AND FROM.

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CRrawsum 7

Excuse you but it says TO AND FROM.

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CRrawsum 7

Excuse you but it says TO AND FROM.

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CRrawsum 7

Excuse you but it says TO AND FROM.

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MaddaCheeb 0

wow, douche. but it's only 50$ OP, and for 8 miles? Wasn't worth it.

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ydi_4_suking 20

only weenies exercise. and i would have taken the bus halfway and walked the other half

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pizzle012345 0

Here's what I do to piss of my ******* father. Place a piece of gum under his shoes or sandals while he's not watching, dads always seem to get pissed

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Arisakentaro 0

it took us 3 hours to walk 6 miles D= did you run the whole freaking way?

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DavLynn 4

Uh 4mph is not fast at all, you must have been distracted with something else, I don't even walk 2mph while strolling in a park lol

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instantmusic 4

I think OP walked, opposed to sauntering leisurely.

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