By hiker - 29/03/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
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dum_dum1 0

you should have just caught a ride with some friends and had them drop you off down the road. work smarter not harder. dumbass!!

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zDylanz 6

If only every American would do this, mabey we could decrease our nation's obesity.

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Hockeyboy4280 18

Yeah, but you're comparing; Loud cars, people talking loudly, cell phones going off etc... to Beautiful trees, forests filled with leafs and evergreens, the call of the birds, misty rain, and fire rock.

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Bekll 31

Wear more properly fitted shoes OP and stop complaining. In High School I often walked an hour to get home. In college all you do is walk!

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CRrawsum 7

I slept on my roof for $500.00. Needless to say, my dad never paid me.

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GtheGringo 3

hahah well it would almost be worth it anyway, unless you lived in an igloo like me! u try stayin up on one of those!

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CRrawsum 7

No, but is was frickin cold that night.

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CRrawsum 7

._. yup, it gets pretty damn cold at night in Texas, in January...

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ASHLEYbcddd 0

8 miles isn't to bad, I've walked farther. and yes ^ it would decrease obesity.. lmao

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GtheGringo 3

your very pretty :P aha i had too say something

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NeonPopRocks 14

I have to walk 8 miles ever day, up a hill.

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kodi93 2

if it took you two hours you probably needed the exercise anyway.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Jesus walked hundreds of miles. You know what he got? Killed... I don't know where I'm going with this but thanks for reading my comment!! :D

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underpaid011 0

four blisters? someone call the WAAAAAAAAAAmbulance.

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fsu69 0

and git her a wamburger and some french crys

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1234USMC 0

50 lmao ******* Joe Dirt

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fsu69 0

i would for 50$ thats 4 rolls of copenhagen longcut

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F14Shado 0

boo hoo, I ran a half marathon last saturday. do you see me bitching? nope. grow a pair.

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larisonr 4

Half? Give up much? Oh, and OP only did this with the fact that'd they'd get paid for it, the situations aren't very similar.

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HuttonT 3

I ran the 100 meter dash last week just for fun. Boom headshot!

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Angi95 3

82 Do you realize how long a marathon is also half a marathon is still pretty long. Also running it would be that much harder.

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sarapsosis 1

I get that HockeyBoy, but what you haven't realized is that all those ppl are just one person, he has multiple accounts and then complements himself... well that's my theory anyway lol I still love you boners and your possum

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