By caseyl - 15/04/2015 13:42 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML
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Op here. My dad has a car repair shop and the biker gang rented the property next door. So he decided the smartest move would be to intimidate them to make sure they won't cause trouble. Which, I'm pretty sure, is going to cause a shitload of trouble...

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Steve95401 49

And what was he trying to accomplish by saying that?

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That might not be a bad thing in a way.

It's not until they get into a gang war with the russkies and they see OP's dad again

Now it's time to start a feud and shoot some people.

That's awesome..its more like **** the gangs life

SlipperyNipple 9

I hope he's actually Russian or this becomes infinitely sadder. I mean, I'm sure "biker gangs" aren't the sharpest candle on the cake but I'll givem the benefit of the doubt...... .. . ... .

"Sharpest candle on the cake?" Not sure if joking, or stupid...

Your dad sounds...interesting. Did he explain why he decided to do this?

Unless he's tough as nails, and even then, that's the stupidest thing in the world to do.

Just wear a Vladimir Putin t-shirt they'll believe it

meikaze 9

I accidentally read that as Vitamin Putin

I thought it said "tickled" the local biker gang. Tricked makes so much more sense. That image was so strange.

You don't think big, burly, badass, leather-clad dudes like being tickled?

Oh geez I misread that I thought that you assumed that I still believed they were tickled by OP's dad I'm just misreading everything it seems

Here's a pillow and blanket. Go have a nap, sweetie. Lol :)

Lmao I think I was just having one of those weeks