By caseyl - 15/04/2015 13:42 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 011
You deserved it 3 209

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Op here. My dad has a car repair shop and the biker gang rented the property next door. So he decided the smartest move would be to intimidate them to make sure they won't cause trouble. Which, I'm pretty sure, is going to cause a shitload of trouble...

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Steve95401 49

And what was he trying to accomplish by saying that?

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If bikers like you, you are literally safer than being with the cops. I speak from experience, take advantage of their trust! (unless they don't like Russian mobsters in that case run)

Wait your dad isn't Vladislav Goraskonov?

Riders of Helsinki.. We've been duped!

Op here. My dad has a car repair shop and the biker gang rented the property next door. So he decided the smartest move would be to intimidate them to make sure they won't cause trouble. Which, I'm pretty sure, is going to cause a shitload of trouble...

have you pointed that out to him? best of luck with your dads mistake!

If this gets read by them you are putting your dad in trouble !

I would make sure his life insurance policy is paid up. Oh and also his medical insurance.

Let's just say he doesn't have much sense of self preservation. He's the kind of guy that's constantly knee deep in some kind of mess, and is too stubborn to learn from past mistakes. I'm just sitting here hoping his mess won't find its way to me...

FusionPlacebo 26

Stay out of it, then!! Best of luck, OP :)

Oh, suuuure, 79. As if merely staying clear of any gang won't draw out any attention to you when you're immediate relation to someone who pissed them off.

*terrible russian accent* "Boys, let's go steal some vodka!"

christge1beast 17

Your dad sounds just like Roman Bellic.

Bikers can actually be the nicest people in the world if your nice to them and show them respect they'll show you the same kind of respect back. A lot of the bikers I grew up around were in NA with my dad or in AA and they were the nicest men ever. They'd gladly help you out if you asked nicely.

Lets hope for the best and those biker gang have sense of humor and take it easy.

For some reason I doubt a biker game would bother with FMLs lol.

Why's that an FML? If anything it should be a **** Yeah!

gintwinsmoore 20

your life's really gonna suck when they find out he's not.