Miscellaneous: Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2014 17:06 - United States

Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML

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By WhatALoserAmI - 27/06/2016 16:08 - India - Bhopal

Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML

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By idonteven - 12/08/2013 20:04 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

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By Samantha - 13/03/2012 17:59 - Canada

Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

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By daddyslittlegirl250 - 05/05/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2015 12:04 - United States - Camden

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

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Movie night

By MediaBabe - 23/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom - Wallsend

Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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Drama farmers

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 06:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my dad lectured me because my mom cried herself to sleep last night. Why? Because I didn't want to watch a movie with her. I had to go to sleep to be up for work at 6 a.m., and was too tired to watch a movie in the first place. I live with drama queens. FML

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Thursday 30 October 2014 0:04

Kidnapping happens all of the time. You never know, be happy with your dad because he obviously loves you.

allplayedout 20

Thursday 30 October 2014 0:04

To be fair, my parents wouldn't have let me go to France without adult supervision when I was under 18 either.

Comments

hardstylerr 6

Thursday 30 October 2014 5:34

It's not just a movie, it is also a reality check.

tdawg91 17

Thursday 30 October 2014 5:39

If you look at movies these days then turn on the news, the only difference you'll see is that the main character is attractive. Be thankful your dad cares

yeongji 31

Thursday 30 October 2014 5:56

Movies are inspired by true events. True events are inspired by movies. If you don't understand what I am trying to say, then you are clearly not sensible enough to even step out the front door.

YankeeBabii 14

Thursday 30 October 2014 6:11

Actually it's not just a movie. If you look it up, parts of that movie were based on true events. Hostel's are real, and people get kidnapped everyday. Human trafficking is a big deal, you should listen to your dad.

Bladed 3

Thursday 30 October 2014 6:22

You can't deny the scary similarities though.

Bladed 3

Thursday 30 October 2014 6:24

You can't deny the scary similarities though.

redpanda39 10

Thursday 30 October 2014 6:30

Taken may be a movie, but kidnappings like that do actually happen, probably more often than people would like to think about. I mean, yeah, it sucks that he doesn't want to you to go, because it would be an amazing trip, I'm sure. But he's looking out for you.