By 21ShitCleaner - 21/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Poway

Today, my dad woke me up at 5am saying that there was dog shit on the carpet. I thought it was just a clever ruse to get me into the living room for a birthday surprise. It wasn't. There really was dog shit that I had to clean up, with no "Happy birthday"s even uttered. FML
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skye147 20

It was a present from your dog!! Happy birthday!! :D

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cutycat136 28

Well, let's hope that tonight your father has a better surprise for you than the one this morning from your dog. Maybe your dad is just trying to make you think there isn't one by doing that.

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iwadasn 32

Only little kids expect everyone to make a huge deal about their birthday. Once you're over the age of 12, it's just another day.

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TallMist 32

What planet do you live on? I'm 18 and still get excited about my birthday.

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pandalover69 26

What are you, 14? After 12, 13 is a big deal because you're finally a teenager, then 16 because drivers license, then 18 because you're legal, then 21 because drinking, duh. After 21 your birthday becomes just another day. I'm 24 and still got excited about my birthday up until I turned 21. Then I realized that's it for the big birthdays.

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limabeans101029 20

71- You sound fun. My grandma just turned 86 and we had a party and everything. There was even cake and balloons!

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iwadasn 32

80, I suppose you still expect the doctor to give you a sticker and a lollipop as well? Do you throw a temper tantrum when he doesn't?

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TallMist 32

You realize you don't have to be childish to enjoy your birthday, right?

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Drosophila82 18

Awwwwwwe, if he only put a few candels in it and then lit up the shit on fire.

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savemeSheehan 8

the real question is, do you even have a dog

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worldclassrager 39

No question it's your dog and it seems that your dad wasn't too keen about getting one... I guess when you get up afterwords then you'll have your happy birthday's spoken...but you have all of us OP

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tanman230 10

I don't get parents like this. he is already awake, notices dog shit and thinks "let me go wake up my kid at 5am to clean it". unless its your dog there really was no reason to wake you up when he could clean it.

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