Money: Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill...

By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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You deserved it 2 960

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 066

You deserved it 857

By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 085

You deserved it 13 316

Tonight on First Dates

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 690

You deserved it 114

By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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You deserved it 5 103

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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You deserved it 7 458

Dash and dine

By Anonymous - 06/09/2020 16:01 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML

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You deserved it 139

Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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You deserved it 2 947

Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 629

You deserved it 3 904

Bullet = Dodged

By nikkei - 01/09/2018 22:00

Today, while paying for dinner, my card declined and my date immediately left. The waitress then ran my card again successfully. FML

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You deserved it 211

By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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You deserved it 3 746

TiiBags 15

Saturday 20 December 2014 5:20

Well shit, and they didn't even buy you dinner first...

ScottVining 21

Saturday 20 December 2014 5:21

If they gave you their real name you should report them to the police.

Comments

8Dirty1 24

Saturday 20 December 2014 8:09

I'm speechless

Bazinga90 12

Saturday 20 December 2014 9:14

:( that's so awful. Sorry OP

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Saturday 20 December 2014 11:05

You didn't even have to wait until the third date to get screwed.

feven 32

Saturday 20 December 2014 11:26

What an idiot. At l least u know how he looks

ricardof 19

Saturday 20 December 2014 17:42

why are you assuming the mugger was a guy?

fmlrulesBolt 14

Saturday 20 December 2014 11:31

Next person will be worth it

Kramer1998 20

Saturday 20 December 2014 14:42

I thought you said hugged so i was really confused then i realized you said hugged

saywhatsha 2

Saturday 20 December 2014 19:26

At least it wasn't before .

Sathane 21

Saturday 20 December 2014 21:52

Damn. I bet you would have preferred a good spooning or forking instead.

d123454321b 14

Sunday 21 December 2014 0:11

Well at least you know what he looks like and possibly his name (if he didn't use a fake one) for the police report!

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Sunday 21 December 2014 1:17

Report the wanker to the police

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