Love, Weird and Language: What was your endgame?

What was your endgame?

By Travis32 - 11/06/2022 12:00

Today, I’ve been faking an Italian accent and said my name was Alessandro to impress a girl I was seeing. My plan was going well, until on a date at the mall, I heard, “Travis, what are you doing? Why are you talking like that?” It was my mom. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Ohgreat - 17/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML

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You deserved it 46 766

Bonjour!

By Joshua Sheldon - 19/09/2015 01:56 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, while working alone, I decided to just try some random impressions, and so I ended up doing a French accent when a customer walked in. To avoid embarrassment, I had to continue faking the accent as he struck up a long conversation with me. FML

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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 036

By Grounded - 29/12/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going on a date tonight. She laughed and didn't believe me. When I tried to convince her it was real, she got mad and grounded me for lying. I had to cancel the date. FML

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You deserved it 3 854

By Anonymous - 16/02/2013 00:39 - Italy - Milan

Today, while at the store with my mom, we ran into the girl I recently confessed to being interested in. My mom decided to shout, "IS THAT HER?! IS THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?!" Embarrassed, I desperately told her to be quiet. She grounded me for being "rude" to her. FML

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You deserved it 3 779

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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Another non-emergency

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML

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Why would you do that?

By dammitt - 10/10/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, my best friend and I went to the movies. There was a hot cashier, so I thought it would be cool to talk in a British accent to try and be sexy. I walked up and started talking when he interrupted me and said in a very heavy British accent, "I know you're faking. You can stop now." FML

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Really? In 2022?

By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 18:01 - United States

Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML

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So exotic

By Anonymous - 13/02/2022 11:59 - United States - Marquette

Today, my mother met a new member of my band. He's a piano player from Mexico City. She introduced herself as my mother, then asked him if he spoke Spanish or Mexican. This lead to a long talk about how they speak Spanish in Mexico too. She didn’t believe him. FML

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You deserved it 110

Anderling 32

Saturday 11 June 2022 13:14

If you can’t get the girl on your own without lying then maybe you shouldn’t be trying.

QueenSaru 28

Saturday 11 June 2022 17:40

What was the whole plan here? Pretend to be Italian for the next 60 years if the relationship panned out?

Comments

Anderling 32

Saturday 11 June 2022 13:14

If you can’t get the girl on your own without lying then maybe you shouldn’t be trying.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 June 2022 16:33

"You're not-a my mamma mia! I'm Alessandro! Spaghetti Lamborghini Puccini Gucci Linguini Spumoni Arduino (and as many Italian words you can throw to prevent getting ****-blocked.)

QueenSaru 28

Saturday 11 June 2022 17:40

What was the whole plan here? Pretend to be Italian for the next 60 years if the relationship panned out?

TwoBytesCarley 27

Saturday 11 June 2022 17:43

My guess is OP’s in middle of high school, going on a date at the mall is a pretty big indicator.

BloodyButUnbowed 28

Saturday 11 June 2022 19:30

My guess is that the "relationship" would only last until he banged her.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 June 2022 21:33

That would make a great sit-com! Especially when the family goes to Italy and "Alessandro" talks to the natives in Italian-accented English. (As a side note, we had a Swedish exchange student who said he forgot Swedish when he returned after a year!)