By BeatenUpPup - 18/05/2009 12:22 - Canada

Today, my daughter and I were at a school carnival. At the face painting station, she sat down and asked for a kitty on her face. Next, she shoved me on a chair and whispered something into the lady's ear. I ended up with a 'black eye' by request of my own daughter. She's 4. FML
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pancakelover 0

At least she didn't ask her to paint a penis on your face.

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rukusrazor 0

Wouldn't you have thought something or asked while they were painting around your eye?

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Mikeydudeguyman 0

It seems like you'd be able to tell the difference between paint around your eye, in a circle, but maybe not. there are surely some strange looking cats in the world.

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missus_butter 0

Awww! I remember school carnivals! I loved those when I was a kid, but before I was out of school they stopped having them in our district. Something about pedophilia and kidnappings. I hate the world sometimes. =P

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RuralNinja 0

So does your (I'm assuming) husband beat you or something? If so, you might want to get that taken care of.

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rakhil11 7

so wash it off...?

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madelinex 0

#69 - he doesn't care that there's a black eye on his face, but that the daughter wanted him with one. doofus.

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urbwzrd 0

She is absolutely a funny girl! :))

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