It's a mystery

By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:32 - United States

Today, I got my first speeding ticket. Looking it over, I was surprised to see that the officer listed my height accurately despite never having seen me standing. I complimented his uncanny ability and asked if it was part of police training. He then informed me that he read it on my license. FML
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curlyfriez 0

you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?

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Imawhalerider 0

if time had passed the OP might have grown taller. fyl for not growing. always good to compliment people who can read

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mzmartinez92 0

this is not an fml at all kuz she just embarassed herself oooo soo scary, and i know i cant spell haha

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Stunt_fml 5

Yeah, she got an "F" in sex too.... OH Lord, How did the cop know!?

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reyemrein 0

not an FML. Seriously who clicked yes when they were moderating this? Boo ******* hoo I said one stupid thing to a person I'll probably never see again! My life is obviously ****** beyond repair!

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jrkarikas 0

wait how is this a fml?

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V4ZQU3Z 0

well he's obviously retarded and illiterate...is that how you spell it? hmm maybe im the one who is illiterate

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curlyfriez 0

you idiot. Were you surprised he knew your name? or omg! were you worried he knew your address also?

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drinkupgorgeous 0

The OP was probably also shocked he knew what state she lived in.

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cracchiolo 16

#2 some people are just so dumb it baffles me.

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dman4412 0

I think I'd probably do the same thing c.c

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americayay 0

That was kind of dumb. And not really an FML.

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bumblebee17 0

oh and also agree with #4

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