By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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Somebody52 0

HOLY FU**ING SH*T!!! I am freaking 13!!!??!?!?!? That is really messed up. Most 13 year olds at my school have boyfriends, but nobody has even kissed yet. But THAT!?!?! And that is freaky how the girl makes it sound like a flipping contest on who gets it first. That is freaking messed up.

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i_hate_my_life22 0

hmm im not sure wat to click fyl or ydi.....u shuld rely be paying more attention but then again theres internet peer pressure and shit.....sorry about that OP

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youalwaysdothis 0

oh all i the post ive read so far... your is the only one i can say that your life is truely ******... i am so sorry.

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PBLeesuschrist13 4

......wow bro i dont know what to say to that one what kinda kid at thirteen years old goes on a lost virginity competition with their dad????

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paintballa43 0

thats ****** classic right there i would love to see what Bill Cosby would think about this fml.

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girlthatiscool 0

lol that sucks!

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Acechao5 0

im a 13 year old boy, and alot of people in my year have already had sex.

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tigrouficele2012 44

A girl in my drama class tried to reenact this FML during a game of "freeze", but the other person didn't get it. Congratulations, you're famous?

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Christineiscool 0

What? You're surprised? Alot of girls in my class, excluding myself, started having sex in middle school. I'm in 10th grade and when ppl hear that I'm still a virgin it's like "0_0 omg really! That's amazing!" = Just shows a difference in today's culture :P

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