By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 707
You deserved it 109
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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The_Master 0

Miley Cyrus is racist? i had no idea...and, piss off, (not rly, i just needed to have the last word in this...I'm very stubborn.) and, yes, OP, i called your daughter a prosti-tot. its true, don't even argue.

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lil_miz_liz09 0

DAAAYYYUMM! THATS LIKE 6TH GRADE! KIDS THESE DAYS!!!!!!!! WTF??????

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swiperluck 0

that happens heaps in NZ... i know its stupid but my first gf when we were 13 and 14 slept with another guy and was pregnant,. shit happens. its ethically wrong. and for you... your own daughter. sorry to hear that.

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NDnation44 0

y would she tell u that? what a *****

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kandiiiii 0

i lol'd for a substantial amount of time at #67.

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spiffycupcakes 0

oh dear. why would you tell your parents that? that's pretty disturbing.

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nhfromtheheart 0

are you saying that its wrong to have sex when ur 13? cuz i did and it helped me realize im lesbian. so i think it was a good thing in life, not a mistake.

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Somebody52 0

@458 Your screwed up it is very wrong I think. And I am thirteen. NOBODY AT MY SCHOOL EVEN HUGS YET!!!

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blondegurl718 0

#459...I am 13 going into eighth...You CANT tell me no one at your school hugs..that is LAME. Most everyone in my school (7th and 8th) Has lost there virginity (not me)! Oh and I dont want to for a long time.

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niagara001001001 0

People really need to stop saying that she needs to whoop her daughter, or that she is a bad parent. So many kids in school learn so much. It really is not the parents fault. I lost my virginity at 12, and I am now 18, my mom and I are best friends and have been with only 1 guy the entire time. If you are there for her, and support her she will be fine. She may end up pregnant young, but if she has support from her mom, she will learn that she needs to take the pill, and use a condom.

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GodofRandom 0

haha ****. and btw FYL! You have a ****-daughter. sorry but it's SAD BUT TRUE!!! Lol I got that song stuck in my head.

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paintballa43 0

Dang you people r so stupid having sex even at a young age dose not make someone a ****

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