By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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ziqi92 0

not only is ur kid messed up, ur messed up urself for realizing the major picture here... UH? HELLO???? UR 13 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS ALREADY HAVING SEX!!!!!!!!! and u think this is a competition. what kind of parent r u, seriously -.- In China, where I'm from, she'd be hospitalized or even dead bcuz of parents. no exaggeration.

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The_Master 0

um...#442...ur an idiot. the OP didnt say it was a competition, their little prosti-tot daughter apparantly thinks it is tho. go back to china and go **** yourself. and **** china. **** china right in its ass.

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ilufyoo 0

#443 your the one who that is an idiot! the world today, kids think it is a competition who ever lose their virginity first. are you that fucken retarded and racist? cuz if you are, you dont deserve to live or maybe you even got screwed over by someone who just left you in the dark. So shut the **** up cuz your just a kid like everyone else.

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Somebody52 0

442? Your talking about yourself (check your number and the number you talked about XD) Same with 443 XDD I think she needs a conselor/phsiciatrit/something that would help her....

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The_Master 0

lol 443, I'm no racist. i just hate it when people get all self righteous and then say that my country is awful because we dont do things the was that theirs does. and, of course, my origional point, which you seem to have missed, was that the ******* moron i was talking about said that the OP WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A COMPETITION, NOT THE KID. so shut the **** up and think for 2 seconds b4 you go trying to argue with some1's point if you missed it entirely. and, as always, GO **** YA'SELF!!!! (AND lol @ 446, good catch!!!)

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AlliLynne 0

Whoa. That is horrible. A 13 year old? What has the world come to?

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ilufyoo 0

well 443, i know that OP didnt say it was a competition. but im saying, kids and hers today think its a competition who ever lose their virginity first. so think again! and be SMART! =] and if you say you aint racist, why bother even saying to go **** herself with china in the ass... so think before you speak and dont be racist like miley cryus =] and go **** your self too

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