By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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turbogirl 0

If it's true... I'd disown her. I feel really sorry for you.

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lullabyy_fml 0

your daughter is a ******* ****.

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blackbear6193 0

dont know how to word this but: if u didn't notice anything suspicious like boys sneaking around or ur daughter getting home late, way to NOT watch your child. YDI

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SAMMYJSIZZLE 0

OMG wat did u do after she said that? plzz reply

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livelovelaughxx 0

That's no news. im 12 and im not a virgin.

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FcukKay 0

My name is Billy tran and what's so wrong with having sex at thirteen? I've done it a million times and im thirteen.. i do it with nice black girls with big asses.

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genius_man16 0

that's because you are a complete and total *****, same with 468

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Sandman_9_21_95 0

Dude im really sorry. i Have a daughter who is 15. she got pregnant when she was 10. i know what your going through. it really sucks. but shes now 15 and her baby is 5. shes a middle school drop out. but she recently got back into high school. Im watching her baby. its the worst child. he took a dump on my limited edition XBOX 360. halo 3 edition. i was so mad. oh and he also ruined my 1500 dollar mac labtop. i need that for work too. i hate small kids

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Mattdude33 0

hmmm is she single?

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CaptainPlank 0

lol 38 and 39 she might like that :)

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