By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 707
You deserved it 109
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

561 37

Comments

guitarplaya612 0

my gf is 13 and she has D-cup boobs so it is definitely possible. haha

0 0
awesome576 0

HA me 2 I had sex when I was 8 I didn't know better not my fault oh was he so FINE looking whoo

0 0
hippie_20 0

lol that's the new generation for you.....

0 0
Ayselen 0

God man! Why the hell are you complaining about your own life while your daughter is ruining her own life?! Just focus on helping her to stop having sex at such a young age! Your parenting skills suck.

0 0
lmfao1643 3

if you are 22 ansd she's 13 you were pregnat at age 9

0 0
lmfao1643 3

if ur 22 and she's 13 you had her when you were 9 years old.

0 0
jacsamm 0

it means the first time she had sex was at 22 that doesn't mean she fell pregnant then. And even if she did there is more of a chance she was 10 idiot 9 month carriage then go to hospital water breaks baby comes out there u go...

0 0
Jam313 0

13? really? d*mn why can't kids just be kids without getting into adult games...

0 0
8128523jk 5

There's always the chance she was kidding and wanted to see you do a spit-take. Were you drinking at the time?

0 0