Intimacy: Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex....

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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finitely 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:45

13?.... damn....

Jeniusjay919 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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lovinthembigirls 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 8:51

omg thay sucks im 18 i lost it wen i was 12 so dont feel to bad;;; @ zobiegirlfosho;; i agree with you.

lovinthembigirls 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 8:53

its not that badd im 18 i lost it wen i was 12; so dont feel to bad. @ zombiegirlfosho. i agree

peace143bean 0

Monday 25 January 2010 4:28

that's rly not good what did u do. And why did she admit it???

vivr 0

Monday 25 January 2010 5:08

okay this is dumb that you people call this woman a bad parent because teenagers never listen I'm thirteen and at least I know how to have fun without opening my legs... that girl has nooo shame

IScreamRawr 4

Monday 25 January 2010 21:59

you know not every girl who has sex at an early age becomes or is a ****. they just made a mistake.

beauty17 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 6:01

WTF is a 13 year old having sex for..... wow wat a easy ***** ..

Beatles1500 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:02

so she's a scum bag

janit88 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:36

agree with #507

Jogan1234 0

Monday 8 February 2010 3:47

wow 529 sex is something u wait for someone special and im ur age and kno that

csingh1 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:16

I didn't even think about sex at 13!!

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