By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 707
You deserved it 109

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XxLILROCKSTARxX 0

wow did she ever even tell you who it was with? like at all? i can't even imagine me having sex right now and i'm 13............wow how did you take it seriously when she said that?

i hate to admit it but it's true. my age group has no morals. i go to a "christian" school and i hear 13 year olds bragging about how they ****** the shit out of some girl that goes to our school and even they talk about taking drugs while screwing. there's a reason i like to call it screwing, when you're too young to do it, it screws your life up. they asked me even if some girl wanted to **** me would i. they laughed their asses off and called me a nerd when i said hell no. they also said its because i wouldn't know what to do. i'm just not a dumbass i guess. i am 14 and can ecstatically proclaim that i am a proud virgin and not a single drug or smoke has ever touched my lips. The only time i drank was when my dad abused me and my mom took me to mexico and i wandered off and got my hands on tequila. i'm never touching that again either lol. my point is, sex feels so much better on the conscience when married...

Uber_G33k 0

Your life sounds a bit... messed up. I mean, your dad abused you?

I'm 14. I agree, she was pretty young to be having sex. But everyone views us as immature kids. Honestly, some of us are. Some of us are the kind of people who have sex before they graduate middle school. Some of us are really obnoxious. That doesn't mean that teens are immature, whatsoever. Anyways, to the OP, I'm sorry to hear that.... Its the pressure built up around girls these days. All you see are celebs who have become famous by doing things they shouldn't. There are shows out there that center around having underage sex as if it's a good thing. So it's not your fault, its the fault of our world these days.... anyway, good luck. I hope she isn't pregnant.

megg10 0

wow...thats disturbing & pretty slutty too...great job MOM!!

Uber_G33k 0

Damn I envy your daughter. I'm 14, and I just don't want to wait anymore. Trouble is, I'm not currently in a relationship. Too bad hookers are illegal ;~)

Wow... thats just... wow... thats really sad and disturbing that she in only 13... im 13 and i still spend hours a day on the computer, watching youtube and playing video games... thats really sad... FYL also, im not saying that you encouraged her to do it, but you really should have talked about it to your daughter... give her birth control and condoms, and then send her to a convent good luck... (you'll need it) XP

katewasherexx 0

That's so ******* wrong and raunchy. Tell her i said that.

That_chick123 0

shed be so grounded. The desturbing thing to me is that she's bragging about it... i'd have a sitt down talk with her big time

excuse me!! I'm 14 and hae sex 3 times a week!!!!! (I'm also gay so) but u need to explain everything to her!!! but don't scream kids just wanna be like adults!!