By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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HIMGIRL 0

oh comeon.. its disturbing she brag, but why are you all so oh-my-god'ish? i was 12.

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jdannyl 0

and where do you live? i love ***** xD jk

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samoyed16 0

OUCH! Damn thats a burn. My best friend had sex when she was only 13 years old. That's WAYYYYYYY too young to be having sex. Im sorry about that.... :P

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Disheveled 0

That's harsh news, I cannot believe a 13 year old would do such a thing. I'm 13 myself, and yet I don't do things like that. Honestly, as generations pass, kids grow up faster than usual. Though, I do know a couple people who have done it also. Apparantly, the guy didn't "pop the cherry", and people have been arguing that she's still a virgin. If it's been inserted, then you lose it. It's not that complicated. People are getting irresponsible, these days.

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nhfromtheheart 0

so what??? i don't see what the big deal is. its her problem. if it ends badly or if she gets pregnant, tell her she knew what the consequences were but she went ahead and did it anyways. i got pregnant the first time i did it (see 458) but gave him up for adoption. and now i realize im not attracted to guys and am a lesbian. it was a HUGE turning point in my life. not a mistake.

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jweezy101 0

#548 that's a nice story. (not sarcastic) But i am kinda wondering why you said that to everyone on the internet. I bet i can guess what state you live in. California or Massachusetts.

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nhfromtheheart 0

umm how can you guess what state im from by that? and ur wrong. NEW HAMPSHIRE try looking at my name. and why does it even matter where i live?

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nhfromtheheart 0

umm how can you guess what state im from by that? and ur wrong. NEW HAMPSHIRE try looking at my name. and why does it even matter where i live?

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ronaldo7191 0

your a horrible mother, take better care of your daughter.

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paintballa43 0

it has nothing to do with the mom if the girl wanted to have sex then she would but my guess is she probably didn't the way she was bragging about it.

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Aerobaby37 4

Ooooo, she needs a reality check. I'm 15 and I know a LOT of people my age who have done it. ******* idiots

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raymm 1

That's quite a start. Peers have more influence than parents. If the guy was more than 15 have him charged. Her telling you is *not* a good sign. She is taunting you, showing how out of control she is. Serious problems ahead.

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