Intimacy: Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex.... - FML

By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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finitely 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:45

13?.... damn....

Jeniusjay919 0

Friday 6 March 2009 22:50

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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legitimmeee 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 4:32

Ummm she needs a little WAKE UP CALL BEFORE SHE ENDS UP ON 16 PREGNANT (courtesy of MTV ) SHE DOESN'T WANNA BE CALLED MOMMY QUIET YET....WHY WOULD TEENS WANT TO GET PREGNANT AT 13 ,16, 17 and at teen ages? PREVENT IT PLEASE NO MORE TEEN MOMS THERES ENOUGH OUT THERE IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE , I DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED MOMMY TILL IM 30!

vinathi 9

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:43

... WTF? Put her on lockdown!

legitimmeee 0

Monday 24 October 2011 3:34

OMFG , control her before she turns into a **** who " does guys ". She doesn't wanna be called in high school the "baby maker" unless she wants a billion baby's and daddy's . Her life not , SEEK HELP GO TO THERAPY , THERAPY WILL HELP SEEK HELP ASAP PLEASE , DO THIS

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