By Noname - 06/03/2009 19:04 - United States

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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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Jeniusjay919 0

omg stop her now before she turns into a raging ****

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airsoftkid 1

Dude wtf why !!! u r a fing bad parent

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pereira_fml 0

Ah...kids these days

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samplestory 1

YA RIGHT!!! no friggin 13 year old i know has had sex.

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brendonuriepatd 8

I'm 13 and I've had the sex talk but that's completely disgusting and I don't intend to have sex anytime soon! It's also my religion states I can't have sex till I'm married

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IrisMaria 0

Stop saying he failed as a parent. That's so mean. It's not his fault . . Damn.

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thenameisnald 3

I'm not surprised. My little sister is exactly like this girl. Obviously, times are changing. It may be horrible, but it's the truth.

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im_irish 0

That's not good but to be honest I was 12 my first time I had a crazy life growing up but I wouldn't recommend it so you should do something it.

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chels1994 11

damn...she beat me :P but thats ok ^_^

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im_irish 0

When was your first time? Since your Saying she beat you I assume you have done it

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legitimmeee 0

Ummm she needs a little WAKE UP CALL BEFORE SHE ENDS UP ON 16 PREGNANT (courtesy of MTV ) SHE DOESN'T WANNA BE CALLED MOMMY QUIET YET....WHY WOULD TEENS WANT TO GET PREGNANT AT 13 ,16, 17 and at teen ages? PREVENT IT PLEASE NO MORE TEEN MOMS THERES ENOUGH OUT THERE IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE , I DON'T WANT TO BE CALLED MOMMY TILL IM 30!

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