By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:06 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML
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Grauncho 27

**** hashtags. I'd rather have hashbrowns.

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CobraLazerFace 21

Yeah, I mean because totally. Remember the good times? Like totally the middle ages rocked! #theblackdeath #toture

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TheDrifter 23

Hey a little penicillin will cure that black plague right up. This generation spreads aids like it's temporary. #ain'tnocuringthat

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murdersquirrel 15

when you do something ironically, you're still doing it...

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xxBFMVAAMIWxx 18

#SlapTheBitchSilly

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JMichael 25

Faith in humanity is totally lost.

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CobraLazerFace 21

Just because some teenager started acting like an idiot?

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davincidasecond 24

Jesus Christ people like you are so dramatic. Its really not that serious. One teenager is being an idiot, so what? Get over it.

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buddy_J 16

The problem is that it isn't just one teenager. It's a crap load of them. It's almost as bad as the swag fags and yolo idiots

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JMichael 25

The problem here is I was being sarcastic and you are the people who are being over dramatic over one little comment. Who's the idiot now?

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Ins0mau 20

We'll then, it's a sarcastic comment that is used in every second FML and is getting lame!

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davincidasecond 24

Right. Because everybody can read sarcasm when it's not made clear. *sarcasm*

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

You should show her that video of Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon about hasthags so she see how ridiculous she sounds.

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KinkyCurly 13

"Hashtag...I'm the real cookie monster"

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Madridsta1999 7

When I hear about these annoying people, my eye starts twitching on its own like I want to slap the stupid out of her. Sorry about that You should seriously talk about it with your daughter. Tell her in the future it might damage your business/job and also life. You might fail in life because of the way you talk. Its not a joke, I'm giving you an advice.

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Morqan_Freeman 14

If I fart in public will the world torture me to death? Your comment is a bit psychotic. A simple "Are you stupid, you hashtagging *****!?" comment will hopefully end her stupidity.

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Madridsta1999 7

No what I meant is If you were an employer Would you hire someone who keeps using hashtags for everything? I would hire someone nice respectful and knows how to speak with irritating people with hashtags. No the comment with "Shut up you hashtagging *****!" Or something like that would help. But an employer or customer wouldnt say that, they would just walk right out of there. Hope you understood

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shaytards_fml 9

I bet she's a teenager, it's just a phase that will probably end in a few months. No need for lecturing her

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Madridsta1999 7

Good point I just dont want her future to be ruined Better to be safe than to regret

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DizzyTizzyy27 5

Clam down. She's obviously a young teenager so it's going to be a while before she needs a job anyway. This is a PHASE She is a CHILD Calm DOWN

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Kibaruto 33

I only read "PHASE" "CHILD" and "DOWN". I guess the elevator isn't working then? I'll work with my sciences.

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SneezyBear 27

#45 I had to read that more than once. *respect*

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RedPillSucks 31

@45 you missed the line... Quoth the Raven, Oh Gawd Please shtapp!

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DizzyTizzyy27 5

It's just a phase. She's not going to be doing it in 5 years is she? Don't be such a drama queen. All parents experience their children doing one bizarre thing in their lifetime. #stopmoaning

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SystemofaBlink41 27

#stopusinghashtags #please

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XUDT72 24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57dzaMaouXA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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Vlen_fml 20

there is a quick fix to this, ground her a day for every time she says hashtag, and then double her punishment every time she says that's not fair. to make the punishment stick remove all internet enabled devices from her room and give her the alternative of ending said punishment by reading a decent book and giving a small review on it (I recommend Catcher in the Rye or Dances With Wolves, but anything above the middle school reading level will do).

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rockhead1270 5

What the **** was a hashtag a year ago? Sad. Maybe you should call her by that name in public.

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KingReppin956 15

A year ago it was still Twitter talk dummy

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murdersquirrel 15

5 years ago it was a pound sign, and was used to incidate a number. for example, on an automated phone menu or, say, a voicemail password. I remember those times...feels like so long ago...

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