Love: Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended... - FML

By cheshirealyce - 05/03/2015 17:36 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

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You deserved it 2 822

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 384

You deserved it 165

By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 142

You deserved it 7 297

By saywhatnow - 25/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 486

You deserved it 3 191

By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 063

You deserved it 3 154

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 149

You deserved it 7 307

By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 163

You deserved it 4 453

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 379

You deserved it 4 384

By dis_bee_leaf - 13/02/2012 16:27 - Canada

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 800

You deserved it 37 922

Nice to know, thanks

By Annie - 16/10/2010 08:20 - India

Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 722

You deserved it 4 620

By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 410

You deserved it 9 599

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Top comments

jada_crump 10

Thursday 5 March 2015 23:53

Was it by the same person?..

Mafia_ 16

Thursday 5 March 2015 23:52

Great way to end the day

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Culito97 10

Friday 6 March 2015 0:29

What if that same person was talking about your personality instead of your looks?

Gauzy21 12

Friday 6 March 2015 0:31

To bad you can't post a picture of yourself so we can be the judges

rocketgurl 15

Friday 6 March 2015 1:06

Wow how insulting of you

Patriots21 14

Friday 6 March 2015 1:33

Honestly 22, just stop commenting, no one likes your ******* comments.

SqueakyMunk 14

Friday 6 March 2015 19:17

I agree. Photo evidence would be nice on some of these FMLs.

Cozy_Blanket 16

Friday 6 March 2015 0:32

This is what happens when you get out of bed. Next time get the compliment and just sleep the rest of the day!

jjmack34 15

Friday 6 March 2015 0:44

Beautiful and pretty are obviously very different

LexiDaBae 17

Friday 6 March 2015 0:47

Then you're not pretty. You're beautiful.

hmrhoades 18

Friday 6 March 2015 0:48

That's one person's opinion. He/she is obviously shallow and will probably never find true love if he/she just goes by looks. Don't let it bring you down. I'm sure you've got great characteristics and will someday find someone who sees them.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Friday 6 March 2015 0:49

That escalated quickly.

RescueIsPossible 16

Friday 6 March 2015 0:52

by whom

teazyfisher 14

Friday 6 March 2015 1:06

I would have replied with "guess who I got it from?

ihatedouchbags 17

Friday 6 March 2015 1:12

Moms can be so mean sometimes without even realizing.

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Today, I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were three girls loudly discussing blowjob techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was, "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 371

You deserved it 29 703

Today, my college class has a strict rule that ANY absence, even if it's because you're sick and have a doctor's note, will drop your grade a letter grade. I have a chronic illness. Today is the second time in the first two weeks that I've had to show up to class with a bucket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 565

You deserved it 205

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Today, I received an email saying, "Thinking of you and hoping you are taking care." It was from the love of my life. We broke up 20 years ago. Previously, we had contact every 5+ years. It's just too late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 690

You deserved it 132

Today, I was at a pet store cuddling an apparently overaggressive chinchilla when it decided to bite me and run out of my hands. It is now nowhere to be found and I have to pay for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 460

You deserved it 10 027

Today, my friend reminded me that I have been on a ton of dates lately, but couldn't get a girlfriend because I thought something was off with them all. He also reminded me that I have dated every zodiac sign, meaning I'm out of options. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 168

You deserved it 567

Today, I decided to have a hot cup of coffee. Then I stumbled on a chair and somehow spilled the hot liquid on my privates. The searing pain worked better to wake me up than the coffee itself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 955

You deserved it 1 197

Today, I found out that my favorite song is about blow jobs and crystal meth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 435

You deserved it 947

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 284

You deserved it 24 145