Love: Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended... - FML

By cheshirealyce - 05/03/2015 17:36 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

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By saywhatnow - 25/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

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By dis_bee_leaf - 13/02/2012 16:27 - Canada

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

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By Annie - 16/10/2010 08:20 - India

Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML

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By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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jada_crump 10

Thursday 5 March 2015 23:53

Was it by the same person?..

Mafia_ 16

Thursday 5 March 2015 23:52

Great way to end the day

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Culito97 10

Friday 6 March 2015 0:29

What if that same person was talking about your personality instead of your looks?

Gauzy21 12

Friday 6 March 2015 0:31

To bad you can't post a picture of yourself so we can be the judges

rocketgurl 15

Friday 6 March 2015 1:06

Wow how insulting of you

Patriots21 14

Friday 6 March 2015 1:33

Honestly 22, just stop commenting, no one likes your ******* comments.

SqueakyMunk 14

Friday 6 March 2015 19:17

I agree. Photo evidence would be nice on some of these FMLs.

Cozy_Blanket 16

Friday 6 March 2015 0:32

This is what happens when you get out of bed. Next time get the compliment and just sleep the rest of the day!

jjmack34 15

Friday 6 March 2015 0:44

Beautiful and pretty are obviously very different

LexiDaBae 17

Friday 6 March 2015 0:47

Then you're not pretty. You're beautiful.

hmrhoades 18

Friday 6 March 2015 0:48

That's one person's opinion. He/she is obviously shallow and will probably never find true love if he/she just goes by looks. Don't let it bring you down. I'm sure you've got great characteristics and will someday find someone who sees them.

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Friday 6 March 2015 0:49

That escalated quickly.

RescueIsPossible 16

Friday 6 March 2015 0:52

by whom

teazyfisher 14

Friday 6 March 2015 1:06

I would have replied with "guess who I got it from?

ihatedouchbags 17

Friday 6 March 2015 1:12

Moms can be so mean sometimes without even realizing.

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Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of four months asked me to babysit her four-year-old daughter. All went well, and she texted me to see how she was. I wanted to say “a little ornery”. My phone auto corrected ornery to horny. She didn't appreciate that her four-year-old daughter was a little horny from her boyfriend. FML

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Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

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Today, I went in to work to check my new schedule for the week. I searched up and down and didn't see my name listed. After talking to my manager, he decided it would be easier to "release" me than remake a new schedule. FML

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Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML

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Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML

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Today, I went grocery shopping with my grandmother. Our bagger offered to help load our groceries, to which my grandmother replied, "Oh, what a nice young colored boy." FML

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Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML

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