By bjevilcat2 - 18/10/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my doctor confirmed that the extreme pain I've been experiencing is due to a kidney stone. My friend decided this was the time to tell me that passing a kidney stone is the male equivalent of child birth. Hello even more pain. FML
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Same thing different taste

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that sux at least u know what ur wife or future wife goes through

Fortuitous 0

Damn, you must be in a pissy mood. Try and see if getting stoned will help alleviate your pain.

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at least with pregnancy u get a baby after as reward. kidney stones just suck before during and after.

Once you're done with this, not much other pain will bother you. Trust me. I've heard plenty of women say they prefer labor pains over passing a kidney stone, there's just a lot of women out there who want to say labor is worse so they can make the men in their life feel guilty enough to do stuff for them. That's just twisted. I wish you good luck in that it doesn't take long. Try finding a spot where people won't stare at you for screaming like a caveman. Home works of course.

****! i've passed 3 different kidney stones, i feel your pain.

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PAIN IS JUST WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!

Ouch, my husband just passed one of these. To the OP, a couple of things that might help. If the stone is on the smaller side, get a 2-liter bottle of Coke and a can of asparagus. Over the next two hours, drink the whole bottle of Coke. While you are doing that, puree the asparagus. Within five minutes after finishing the Coke, drink/eat 8 ounces of the asparagus. Something about the combination helps to dissolve the stone. If that doesn't work (it didn't for my husband, his was too large), there is a product called SDR made by Pure Herbs. Follow the directions on the bottle. My husband started taking it around noon and by noon the next day had passed the whole stone. It broke it into smaller pieces that were easier to pass.

A kidney stone is nothing comparable to child birth, get over yourself .... all men think it's so much easier being a woman cause all we do it put on the tears and get what we want ... but men do w/e they want anyway, and don't have to go through menstrual cramps every month, bleed from their ****** every month, get back pains from their period, go through child birth, have to worry about their weight cause men are judge mental ass holes, have to wear makeup, do their hair, make themselves presentable ... guys can get away with wearing w/e they want. I'm not trying to say that guys lives are easy, cause no life is easy, but passing a kidney stone is nothing ... get over it ...

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