Intimacy: Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I... - FML

By tomuchtime - 02/06/2011 08:46

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Today, my doctor told me I have tennis elbow in both arms. I don't play tennis, I just have way too much free time. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 04:34 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow, I said, "That's funny, I don't play tennis." He then asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no, he said, "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:24 - United Kingdom

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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By GrannyAt22 - 22/06/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML

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By Slash - 16/06/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

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By 16seconds - 08/02/2010 01:56 - United States

Today, I had to buy a wrist splint for my carpal tunnel syndrome. Not because I'm a computer programmer or some hot shot web designer but because I spend ALL of my time playing Solitaire on my laptop. FML

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By Loser - 12/05/2009 22:05 - United States

Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML

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Bro, do you even lift?

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML

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By WIIslave - 14/12/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML

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By Lexxxiii - 17/06/2021 06:01

Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML

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By hikari_chan_xo - 28/03/2012 12:00 - United States - Auburn Hills

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 2 June 2011 16:11

Oh my god! You are a rare 2 hand masturbator. May I have your autograph? Be sure not to break the pen when signing the paper with your strong arms.

whyXD 13

Thursday 2 June 2011 16:18

sounds like you have way too much time in your HANDS.

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gdog17 2

Sunday 17 July 2011 1:25

two handed is rare?

hammingtonrhys 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:09

nasty ass bitch!

Kendall_Cali97 8

Sunday 9 October 2011 0:00

Tennis!!! Awesome sport:) try it and use it as an excuse

Thozzy 12

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:24

Atleast you excercise both arms.

Ressamies 6

Friday 4 November 2011 21:09

i actually have tennis elbow right now, but i thought it was from weight lifting. now i know there may be another reason...

Axeel10 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 14:33

You get tennis arm when your "racket" isn't big enough...

DusktheKat 12

Sunday 28 July 2013 9:37

Wanking or gaming?

Nowigetit 12

Wednesday 4 February 2015 2:15

One hand for the microscope and one for the tweezers, right?

Kurliez408 32

Wednesday 9 March 2016 17:47

me too! the double tennis elbow thing, not the free time. i got it from constant double shifts at work, lifting heavy boxes.

Rich Sahlin 3

Monday 18 September 2017 0:21

Reminds me of a joke: A guy goes to his doctor because his arm hurt and was told he had tennis elbow. The guy says, "That's funny because I don't play tennis." Then the doctor asks if he had a girlfriend and he says no. So the doctor replies, "Well, I guess we solved that problem."

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