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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By jf29 - 31/01/2009 00:49 - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By psd60 - 06/12/2012 07:18 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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RIP big dog

By Noah - 17/06/2024 20:00 - France

Today, I was supposed to bury my childhood dog at my mother's friend's place. I had to wake up at 5 a.m., spent two hours on the bus to be there in time, only for him to tell me that he'd actually buried my dog yesterday. FML

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By Bobsaget00 - 04/08/2011 10:19 - United States

Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML

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NeverShoutDana 13

Friday 1 July 2011 18:40

Aww :(

yummycupkake 0

Friday 1 July 2011 19:34

this reminds me of that Fairy Odd Parents episode when Timmy's pets come back from their grave (his backyard)band torture him :P

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ham25 0

Friday 1 July 2011 21:32

call me if u find my cat bunny that died in 1998...

KymanxStenny 2

Friday 1 July 2011 21:32

Aw, I'm sorry. D:

Krissiexo 0

Friday 1 July 2011 21:35

I love cats though.. :(

bewbies 3

Friday 1 July 2011 21:36

small world

Candyyy123 0

Friday 1 July 2011 21:54

I find that kind of odd just to bury your pets in your backyard. I mean, I can understand a little hamster or something..but a dog? That's just weird to me.

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 1 July 2011 22:14

should op have grown the dog in a dumpster like my ex did?

SlaveToRetail 10

Friday 1 July 2011 23:08

You might want to check auto-correct on your phone, #124. lol

twisted54 1

Friday 1 July 2011 23:15

I grow dogs in dumpsters all the time...

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 1 July 2011 23:22

lol thrown**

melissa_10 7

Friday 1 July 2011 22:14

aww...now they get to be together:)

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 1 July 2011 22:16

we didn't use a headwind for my dog but we did use a cow sized boulder my uncle had a bunch of to act as a barrier between his front yard and the road

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 1 July 2011 22:23

wow headstone lol

tessabby321 4

Friday 1 July 2011 22:20

So sad...

Cheylea 10

Friday 1 July 2011 22:26

Awe I'm sorry! Place them side by side or get a headstone so you always know where they are. :(

CatMeister 0

Friday 1 July 2011 22:39

That really sucks.

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