By Felicityfrank - 01/05/2014 14:17 - Australia - Glen Iris

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend, who was driving down the highway with the windows down. All of a sudden, everything went black. A cattle truck had sped past, and I had been hit by cow faeces travelling at 110km an hour. My boyfriend was hysterical. None of it hit him. FML
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Fuaaad1994 31

He wouldn't be laughing after you give him one big hug

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incoherentrmblr 21

Talk about a blackout. Shit must've really gone with the wind...

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feelingold 18

Mmm. Facial. ....I bet if some celebrity said it cured wrinkles, people would pay thousands for it....

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crystalxa 35

That is firggin hilarious! It probably wasn't fun trying to wash that out of your hair! Hopefully your bf is gonna get his car detailed after that!

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kalinka07 5

OP shouldn't be sad that none of it hit her boyfriend. He was the one driving...

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incoherentrmblr 21

Boom! Headshot!...

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Adm_Twigs 19

this thread along with this FML is a new favorite!

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abhi95 31

Well.. Are you sure it was a cow? Or did a bull just bullshit you?

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incoherentrmblr 21

No one gives a flying shit...

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OysterPearls 33

It's a good think your profile picture is already facepalming you.

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zadrvzrjlzamfj 11

oooohh my god!! that ***** big time!!....hope u got your boyfriend to clean you up...only then he would understand...

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Fuaaad1994 31

He wouldn't be laughing after you give him one big hug

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Yeshua_fml 19

I think she meant he was going crazy. Like in shock. Not laughing.

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iAlissa 34

87, I'm assuming she meant laughing hysterically, to be honest.

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Yeshua_fml 19

You have to mention laughter though. Otherwise it becomes hysteria. ("He was hysterical." = "He went bat-shit.")

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sweetnsourrr 11

#97 I am pretty sure the OP meant he was laughing his ass off. hysterical means uncontrollable emotion or fear which means it could mean any emotion, laughing is an emotion. OP was definitely implying he was laughing, not upset..

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forthewynne 18

It could really go either way. OP's comment after that, which says that none of it got on him, could also imply that he was freaking out when none of it even got on him, but got all over OP.

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thisguy22 33

Laughing is an action. Joy or amusement would be the accompanying emotion depending on the situation... But I digress.

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mclovin22897 15

my guess is her boyfriend is laughing because he thought it was funny.

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nurchok 15

One big hug and a French kiss would teach him a lesson...

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gauravkunwar 12

hahahaha..... so much accuracy! oh... sorry for the laugh. FYL

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Joshwarrior 39

More like they just carpet bombed her lol

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Redoxx_fml 22

What and what ?

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Joshwarrior 39

I'm assuming he meant the cows had accuracy. Carpet bombing an area just hits a whole are without much accuracy. Military term

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Soulsbane96_fml 11

Her boyfriend didn't get hit, meaning it didn't hit a wide area. Thus your carpet bombing assessment doesn't work.

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Joshwarrior 39

There is nothing to say to make that situation better for you haha, but if it makes you feel any better you just made my day

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zandalee 19

Love the way you wrote this OP. Ever thought of getting into creative writing? :-)

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HeyTherexxx 21

#89- The person above you is thread-jacking. No need to worry about it.

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Joshwarrior 39

The weird part is that they thread jacked me and not someone higher up

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HeyTherexxx 21

It's because the ones above already had comments.

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b00kn3rd 14

A hilarious story to tell for the rest of your life! In cases like this you just have to sit back and laugh until you can get to a shower.

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mb2_native 15

Or cry, either or is understandable in that situation. OP, just whip your arm towards him to make some fly at him too haha

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b00kn3rd 14

I like the arm flick idea but I'd rather laugh than cry. ;-)

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Zomg_Okay 26

Sorry! Sorry! You nod off for ONE goddamn second and all hell breaks loose...

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