By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After I'd called her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML
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ImaWiseGuy 5

I just have to spark a blunt and my dog pops up like David Blaine.....

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HarrietPotter239 0

This should spark some inspiration for some crappy comedy.

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Monikabug 9

I guess Emily loves her dog. I would be upset if my dig disappeared and didn't show himself for an hour.

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Monikabug 9

Then when he would show up and barfed on my feet I would be worried, not pissed off. Some of you people concern me.

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starreidy 4

FYI no one said they would be pissed off. I personally would rather just not have ANY kind of barf on me.

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Ihatethesenames 0

I almost threw up my drink while reading cuz I laughed so hard

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thatsmeh 0

well I'm glad you found your dog! :)

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Monikabug 9

FYI, this isn't the only thread posted about this FML. Don't like barf or no, a responsible owner worries, THEN whines. Not the other way around.

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