By gabimk23 - 23/03/2016 13:54 - United States - Bethlehem

Today, my dog hates my neighbor so much, she forms a shit barrier in their yard to keep them away from my house. FML
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gabimk23 13

Well, it all started a couple months ago when the girl was living with a different man, they blasted music at 3 am and would tempt my dog with treats. One day I came home and there was a bunch of police cars in front of the house, apparently they were cooking meth and they got arrested. When she got bailed out 3 months later she moved in that house with another man, and ever since my dog goes outside barks at the house, and ***** in their yard. She hates them so much she tries to bark at them if she just sees them in the window. Maybe they gave her a bad treat idk.

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cutycat136 28

What did your neighbours do to make a dog hate them so much

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blazerman_fml 17

"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person." So... What shenanigans is your neighbour up to then?

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InnocenceBlue 37

Do you hate your neighbours? If not I suggest you keep your dog somewhere where it can't shit on their lawn. That's really rude you let her do that.

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MandieL 27

It would be rude if he didn't pick up after her. Otherwise, it's a dog, they will go where they go.

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Brandi_Faith 33

The way op has worded this sort of implies that he doesn't pick up after it right away. How can the dog form a "barrier" after only one poop? Either op doesn't want to admit that he lets his dog poop on his neighbours lawn and doesn't pick up after it right away, or there's not really a barrier (or any sort of build up at all) and he's exaggerated the FML. Not trying to be mean or anything, but I'm just saying it's easy for people to assume that op lets the dog poop on his neighbours yard and just leaves it, based on the wording of this FML. :)

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Bunnyluver 20

#48, it's not like Op is watching the dog take a crap. You can easily form a barrier in one sitting.

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sillygirl247 14

how is this a FML? that's good shit right there

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HBND 12

YDI, in a good way, good job OP keeping neighbors out

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Tomryan279 10

How much for the dog I hate my neighbor

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BoringGirl94 11

Dogs are usually good judges of character so if your dog is doing that then she must sense something off about your neighbour and in her mind she's trying to protect you :)

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justalittle_fml 13

somebody give that dog a treat

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NonaxD 10

Nice way to fertilize the grass ???

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SexyMexi21 23

How can I train my dog to do that? Thata boy!!

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