Animals: Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when...

By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

Today, my dog ran away. I looked for him for 5 hours, and when I came back home, he was waiting for me at the door. FML

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By The_Waffle - 14/05/2016 17:17 - United States - Cleveland

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By ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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Today, my dog ran away. It was dark, so I couldn't see very well, but I ran after him anyway. Thinking I had caught up to him, I grabbed him. It wasn't my dog. It was a skunk. FML

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By anonymous - 19/07/2012 23:56 - United States - La Verne

Today, I searched our neighborhood for our lost dog. After screaming at the top of our lungs, driving around in circles, and asking strangers, we realized we took him to the groomers this morning. FML

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By Jen - 11/02/2011 09:02

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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By GotMyBitchBack - 05/09/2013 11:02 - United States - Zanesville

Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML

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ghetto_child 19

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:44

5 hours wasted is better than losing your dog

nathanschmitz14 1

Wednesday 10 June 2015 0:43

Hey man, at least he came back!

Comments

countryrose92 23

Thursday 11 June 2015 15:21

Did you pee on him while sleep walking?

casscass999 7

Thursday 11 June 2015 23:16

bro the same thing happened to my cat it sucks man I feel for ya.:(

pinque 19

Friday 12 June 2015 4:46

Hahahaha I've done that

nate_sapes 5

Friday 12 June 2015 23:13

sounds like your dog is quite the troll..

JohnnyKade 25

Saturday 13 June 2015 2:23

At least you didn't piss on him.

crzdcatldy 12

Wednesday 17 June 2015 7:55

I so know that feeling. Our four dogs incessantly dig under our fence, even though I've lined it with bricks. I love them...but I can't wait till our move next month puts them inside block walks, rather than a wood over dirt fence. Have better luck keeping yours contained!