Animals: Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and...

By raven_teen_titan - 04/03/2012 05:51 - United States

Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML

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By kiwibox - 26/10/2013 01:50 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2018 17:30

Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2018 20:30

Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML

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By crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

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Bad boy

By Rich - 19/05/2010 20:43 - United States

Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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Doggy dog world

By Badhusky - 29/08/2018 20:30

Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML

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Bad boy

By lukey101 - 27/03/2023 16:00

Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML

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Good girl

By vanessa560 - 03/01/2012 19:44 - Canada

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML

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You deserved it 2 913

IndianGiver 8

Sunday 4 March 2012 12:56

And back downstairs she goes

anelelabel 6

Sunday 4 March 2012 13:11

Aww poor dog. I would like to believe that she is normally well behaved and that the stitches are at fault.

Comments

eyecon502 13

Sunday 4 March 2012 16:18

That's how pets get even!

TheSofaKing 7

Sunday 4 March 2012 16:22

Wait untill the dog is really mad at you, they will shit and piss in your shoes, on your clothes and on your bed.

rss3334 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 16:31

she probably just wanted to go outside!! even dogs that have stitches need to go to the bathroom

ohmandapants 16

Sunday 4 March 2012 16:34

Oh really? I thought dogs that have stitches suddenly don't need to go... Besides, the FML clearly states that the dog wanted to go upstairs.

Sumo69 9

Sunday 4 March 2012 16:39

If I said it once I said it twice inside dogs are awesome

desireev 17

Sunday 4 March 2012 16:56

Actually, in a previous FML, you said that inside dogs are quite disgusting..

Sumo69 9

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:00

I think you have me confused with somebody else lol

Sumo69 9

Sunday 4 March 2012 18:32

No seriously I had an inside dog save my life I had a near death experience I was choking on some bacon flavored mayonnaise when my Friends Chihuahua clean the inside of my throat if it wasn't for inside pets I'd be dead

XtraEzeee 8

Monday 5 March 2012 7:47

60- The ****?

XtraEzeee 8

Monday 5 March 2012 7:50

60- The ****?

desireev 17

Sunday 4 March 2012 16:54

He/she isn't feeling too well. Don't be hard on the poor puppy! It probably didn't mean to..

xrudeboyrock 29

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:19

That seems like an excessive backstory for telling us your dog peed on the carpet.

grapes678yourmom 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 18:22

Don't you just love dogs!?

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 4 March 2012 18:58

61 - In fact, humans have been known to piss and/or shit on toilets very often and occasionally in alleyways, etc. Some of them, particularly girlfriends, do cost a small fortune. And some of them, particularly needy people, do take all of your time.