Miscellaneous: Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and...

By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 17:03 - United States - Norman

Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By ItWasHotAsBalls - 22/12/2016 00:56

Today, my mom was out of the house, so I decided to make her a gift. I went into the garage for supplies and somehow ended up locking myself in for the next 2 hours. Not only that, but I cut my hand with the rusty paperclip I used to try to pick the lock. FML

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By Professional - 29/05/2017 14:00

Today, I was fed up with things being taken from my room so I installed a key-locking handle on my door. I installed everything but the door knobs, and because I was worried that I would put the two of them on backwards, I closed the door to check. I'm now locked in my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2014 15:05

Today, after getting home from the supermarket, I went to unlock the door so my dad could carry the groceries in. No matter how hard or how many different ways I tried, the lock wouldn't shift. My dad eventually grabbed the keys, twisted once, and after the door unlocked, called me an idiot. FML

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Let 'em in

By knoppad - 13/06/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML

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Double trouble

By Tom Riddle - 19/12/2016 12:24 - Philippines

Today, I was about to go out and get some groceries, but the moment I slammed the door I realized my keys were still inside. My inner caveman instincts told me to immediately break down the door, so now I have to get a doorknob replacement instead of food. FML

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By Notthekeytosuccess - 12/04/2017 00:00

Today, I broke my key unlocking my dorm room. When I pushed the door open in frustration, the door opened with no problem. Turns out it was unlocked. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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SoulAmeliorate 16

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:16

Don't SCREW up next time.

RoseBlack123 37

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:16

I understand your situation, but if you didn't know how to do it you should've at least looked it up on the Internet or consulted someone besides him

Comments

ShakeDisPlace 10

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:20

dum dum

rg350dx 29

Tuesday 14 May 2013 23:23

You give me gum gum.

SpamPam 18

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:20

That's sweet that you want to fix things for girls.... Although in this case I suppose you will have to go with the whole "it's the thought that counts"

doodlecloud 26

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:59

The 'thought' may not go down well either though...not all girls find guys attempting to fix stuff for them thoughtful or impressive, some just find it patronising. (Personally I think it would depend on the situation and accompanying attitude)

amDes 11

Tuesday 14 May 2013 23:05

I see it as op is a girl and she is just saying that she can fix things "as a girl". Personally I find it fun to be independent and fix things myself without help

SpamPam 18

Tuesday 14 May 2013 23:15

Oh yeah that would make a lot more sense concerning the post instead of "for" either that or something else was meant by it.

doodlecloud 26

Tuesday 14 May 2013 23:44

That would also make sense. Maybe OP should ugrade his/her sentence writing skills...

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:21

Yep. You should've stayed in the kitchen. LoL

eksyneet 23

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:21

well, ask him to teach you how to do it right then! it may turn out be a pleasant and bonding experience for both of you.

morella_xx 29

Wednesday 15 May 2013 8:18

This. Everybody's gotta start somewhere, and I think he'd respect you more for admitting you need to learn something rather than having to clean up your mess.

PiNkMoOn 9

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:21

you can learn how to fix it next time!

pastispast 7

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:24

not all guys are handyman..i'm a guy and learned.the hard way

rikkidi 20

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:30

I thought that "for a girl" meant that OP is a girl

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:36

I'm a bit thrown off as well. -_-

SpamPam 18

Tuesday 14 May 2013 23:19

Yeah I suppose there could have been a more clear way to communicate that. I'm a little confuse by it, but in the end the same humiliation was placed on OP.

amDes 11

Wednesday 15 May 2013 1:10

Yea that was my first thought and I'm sticking to it. lots of confusion on this fml

2757240 12

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:31

Well it would appear you will have a long life of feeling like shit when she calls your dad or her dad to fix things around the house, or you could manage to make enough money to get a repair man do everything. I couldn't do with all the porns that start with working on the kitchen sink while the husbands at work.