Money and Miscellaneous: Double trouble

Double trouble

By Tom Riddle - 19/12/2016 12:24 - Philippines

Today, I was about to go out and get some groceries, but the moment I slammed the door I realized my keys were still inside. My inner caveman instincts told me to immediately break down the door, so now I have to get a doorknob replacement instead of food. FML

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You deserved it 2 326

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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You deserved it 25 775

By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 08:58 - Belgium

Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML

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You deserved it 6 036

By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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You deserved it 32 610

Rush hour

By lateforwork - 02/09/2019 14:00

Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML

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You deserved it 252

This is terrible!

By Baddad - 24/11/2019 20:00

Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML

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You deserved it 1 117

Scatterbrain

By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 14:00

Today, after two frustrating days of being stuck, I finally switched my old door knob that had a broken latch. Now I can’t find the set of keys to the replacement I just installed. FML

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You deserved it 728

By pottyhostage - 08/11/2010 21:26 - Sweden

Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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You deserved it 45 111

By Ouch - 22/05/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML

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You deserved it 13 264

By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 17:03 - United States - Norman

Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML

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You deserved it 20 275

By Ugh - 02/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML

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You deserved it 4 379

Tripartita 44

Saturday 24 December 2016 9:03

*looks at username* Man, I'm glad Rowling left out some backstory she felt would've detracted from Voldemort's menacing characterization.

alex_gen 38

Saturday 24 December 2016 9:06

Should've just used a spell to open the door.

Comments

Tripartita 44

Saturday 24 December 2016 9:03

*looks at username* Man, I'm glad Rowling left out some backstory she felt would've detracted from Voldemort's menacing characterization.

alex_gen 38

Saturday 24 December 2016 9:06

Should've just used a spell to open the door.

HoboMeth 33

Saturday 24 December 2016 9:07

Climb down the chimney like santa

s0m3guy2010 21

Saturday 24 December 2016 9:08

So does this go down on the list of things that Lord Voldemort can't defeat without destroying himself? (Or in this case, his wallet) I'm sure that even now, Harry would be jealous of that doorknob's prowess.

hkhan24 23

Saturday 24 December 2016 9:51

Alohomora would have worked just fine.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 December 2016 15:59

Is this how people lose weight on the Paleo diet?

cats1234 15

Saturday 24 December 2016 21:20

Well that's kind of your fault although that does suck!

Iamleftout 1

Sunday 25 December 2016 0:24

I am very sorry about that OP, I have locked the keys inside the car before.

cootiequeen4444 11

Sunday 25 December 2016 7:08

Wait. Was the door even locked? I can't tell if you somehow locked yourself out or you just panicked and broke your door for no reason... I don't think it is possible for me to lock myself out of my house unless I lost my keys while out... the doors don't auto-lock like a lot of car doors do.... sooo...