Miscellaneous: Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went...

By shortiem - 06/03/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By Nikki - 08/06/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML

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By coolchicka05 - 06/10/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 10:32 - United States - Singapore

Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML

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By awkwardaf3 - 12/12/2016 01:13 - United States - Bel Air

Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 17:55 - Canada

Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

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Cat spooking season

By Trisha - 25/08/2023 20:00 - United States - San Bernadino

Today, I was bored, so I started to declutter my closet. I found a pair of jeans I hadn't worn in years and thought they'd fit. As I struggled to pull them on, the seam ripped really loud, and my cat shot out from under the bed like a spooked rocket. Apparently even my jeans feel the need to yell at me for getting too big. FML

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By Christen - 19/02/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I walked out of the bathroom when two guys were checking me out and said "nice tail" I smiled and strutted to my next class. When I was about to sit down in my desk, the girl behind me said "did you know you have toilet paper hanging out of your pants?" FML

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astro_plastic 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 12:59

I'm slim but have an...ample bottom, and never have my pants actually ripped. Why? Because I wear the right freaking size. It's not that hard.

heyred 11

Saturday 6 March 2010 12:54

It could have been worse by ripping during the meeting.

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cracktus 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 12:57

Fat or not I would've loved to see that (I doubt OP is fat tho guys)

astro_plastic 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 12:59

I'm slim but have an...ample bottom, and never have my pants actually ripped. Why? Because I wear the right freaking size. It's not that hard.

pr0adam 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 23:30

we request u send us pictures of ur ample bottom

astro_plastic 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 13:12

Sorry, everyone. I don't believe in photographing my ass and posting it on the internet. Feel free to stalk me in on a Mexican beach next week though if you really want a look. But not actually.

perdix 29

Saturday 6 March 2010 13:06

If you body image was dented by the rip, Sir Mix-a-lot can fix that :)

nommnom_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 13:27

he'll rip her a new dent :)

becka344 0

Wednesday 9 May 2012 16:23

roflol, I love you, commenter above me

blablaaafuckyou 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:16

hahaha

letitbe56 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:31

Eh, that's happened to me a few times, especially when I was a teenager and could only afford cheap pants. I'm 5'6" and 110lbs, though, so it never made me feel fat...mostly it was just embarrassing, especially the time it happened at work...

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:33

So you went to a meeting where they told the skinny bitches not to say bad things about the fat bitches and when you got back to your room your pants exploded. I think they put a spell on all of you so you know what camp you are in. Skinny girls got pizza and the chunkers got exploding pants. I hope you didn't have the sisterhood jeans on. They can tell you whatever they want about body image but the truth is the mirror and this time your pants don't lie.